Hyde: WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION??

Ruu: EXACTLY- HOW COULD I FORGOT WHO REQUESTED WHAT?!

Hyde: Not you, I mean! That's old news! What about this- Tsubaki × Sakuya × Otogiri × Shamrock × Higan × Lilac...?

Ruu: And your being mean is also old news... Anyway, welcome everyone!

Hyde: *facepalms* This fandom is hopeless!

Ruu: *most mafia face she could make*

Hyde: You don't look intimidating ☆

Ruu: *sobs* What do you think of the ship...?

Hyde: Look, I couldn't care less 'bout those villains ☆ So whether they want to romance or f-

Ruu: *now she looks intimidating*

Hyde: *cough* have an intercourse among themselves, let whatever happen happens ♪

Ruu: Is that so *sigh* Personality-wise, I can only think of this as a crack smut that happens, like when Tsubaki has heat or something.

Hyde: Do you think just because we have animal forms, we get in an estrus period?!

Ruu: *averts eyes* I have my inspiration...

Hyde: Chide God for making the countenance thou art.

Ruu: Sorryyyy ;;

Hyde: *sighs* Oh well! They do seem quite close around each other. Maybe they would! So many tops and bottom bottoms-

Ruu: HOW'D YOU KNOW-

Hyde: I've been on this world for more than a thousand year! *Blushes*

Ruu: OH GOD EVERYONE IT'S CANON- *starts sprinting away from Lawless* LAWLESS ACKNOWLEDGES HIS SEXUALITY-

Hyde: I DID NOT- *caught Ruu by the neck*

Ruu: *is nosebleeding like crazy*

Hyde: ... I think it's best we end this. 10/10

Ruu: You just want to torture them, don't you...

Hyde: You got me ☆ Tee-hee~♡

Ruu: You're not cute like that.

Hyde: Shut up! Lawless-chan is adorable!

Ruu: That's getting more disgusting for even me... 3/10.

Hyde: Surprisingly low from you!

Ruu: I'm not into polyamorous crack relationship! Sorry!

Hyde: Good for you to be normal...

Ruu: XD Bye~

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HAHAHAHAHAH-"

Tsubaki choked. Everyone monologued.

The melancholy team gives no damn! Belkia was just laughing with Tsubaki. Otogiri was silent.

Lilac was panicking, and being calmed down by Sakuya.

"W-what do I do, it's probably-"

"Relax, Lilac. It's just that the author's mad." Sakuya said-

-while letting out his knifes, as he was being followed pursuit by Shamrock.

"Don't worry, young master. This will be finished soon."

Ruu was looking for a farthest, nearest flight. And summoning Carol the security guard.