Dear Twilight fans, (picture above^^^)

I am truly sorry if my mocking the twilight series has offended you in any way. It is, 1. Just how I'm explaining who she is (which you will get a name soon) and 2. Explaining how the modern and ancient myths have it all wrong. Also 3. Adding some humor....I mean come on....some things in twilight are a bit ridiculous in my opinion. Personally I felt the sparkling in the sunlight was and is cheesy. Too cheesy for my taste.
I've read all the books and seen all the movies and have had posters even. I've counted down the days until the next movies came out. I used to be a HUGE fan (I was Edward all the way...until Jacob lost the hair, and shirt and added puppy eyes. Then he goes and pulls a stunt that makes Bella punch him in the face which is apparently made of steel because it breaks her hand. :/ Cause and effect people. Even after that I was team Jacob). And still won't mind reading the fan fiction that Stephanie Meyer wrote. Which like it or not guys, let's face it...She wrote a fan fiction about her own damn book to try to prove how twilight want unintentionally sexist in any way. Edward said she couldn't have friends. He told her how weak she was (yes I get it shes human blah blah blah whatever) I can't wait to read it and either laugh at it or gape at it in awe. Most likely the first one.
Ok what the heck is happening? First I was apologizing for mocking twilight, then I was bragging about actors/characters in twilight, then I was mocking twilight again and then ranting about fan fiction....probably not in that exact order. Anyways I really hope anyone out there who took my mocking down to earth can forgive me and can understand my intentions were not meant to be rude just humorous. Thank you guys for your time and patience with my chattiness. Hey btw have you guys seem mockingjay part two yet? Just kidding. Bye!