*In Leafy's Room; this is after they made today's video together*
*Today being the "I've Lost All Hope" Video from 7/21/16*
Leafy: So... Uh... I was thinking... How about we actually go to the movies? I mean, we can't sit in here all fucking day, ya'know?

Femmie: What the fuck you seriously want all that fanart shit to happen you sexist! I'm TRIGGERED

Leafy: WOAH WOAH CALM DOWN JESUS CHRIST
I just thought that we might as well go because my fanbase are all a bunch of perverts who would probably ship us either way, so why the fuck not, am I right?
*nervously laughs*

Femmie: Fine fine or wait.... we can pre record more videos ya know ?

Leafy: Yea sure... But I'm already seeing a shit ton of likes... So it looks like I'm gonna have to do facecam again... And I'm not ready to do that yet. So let's just go, okay?

Femmie: Alright! Fine! You racist pineapple son of a minecraft YouTuber.

Leafy: Hey hey! I identify as a fucking fruit roll up. Respect it, you mug.
*grabs keys*
Now let's get the fuck outta here.

*15 minutes later, at the movie entrance*

Leafy: Wait... What movie are we about to watch?

Femmie: I don't fucking know! Wait..... isn't there a new Pepe romcom?

Leafy: Oh shit, that fucking legend! Wait... Romcom? There better be a whole lot of comedy
Like this shit better be funnier then Killer Gnomestar's failing career.

*goes to pay for movie*

Femmie: You better not be trying to sneak drugs in Leafy, plus you better have enough money you ass.

Leafy: Shut the fuck up! Don't blow my cover, I just got a new shipment of marijuana, I'm trying to make a living man.
And of course I have enough money, what do you think I do with it, wipe my ass? Take a fucking shower?
I have standards man

*pulls out a 20; hands to cashier*

Leafy: 2 tickets to "Pepe is Love, Pepe is Life", please.

Cashier: Sir, I haven't even told you the price ye-

Leafy: Sh sh sh sh sh... Just take it.

Cashier: Okay then *thoughts: This guy is a fucking lunatic*

Leafy: *slides an extra $20*
Keep the change and have this, get yourself something nice.

Cashier: *thoughts: This guy is a SEXIST fucking lunatic;
cringes* Thank you, please make you way to the theater.

Femmie: Bitch that was gonna be my money Leafy you cuc succ c'mmon lets go watch this beautifully sexist fucking shitstain of a movie and you better share those drugz mate

Leafy: No way, you fuck these drugs are gonna be the money for my next fucking payment on pornhub my membership only lasted for 2 weeks like you in this fucking business

*enters theater*

Leafy: Now let's enjoy the movie without any fucking interruptions, okay?

Femmie: I'm not gonna promise anything because you are a racist fucknut. And we better get food after this shit.

Leafy: Ah for fucks sake- just take a fucking seat you tinky winky off the molly looking motherfucker.

*sits down*

Femmie: *sits next to Leafy* go fuck yourself leaf cum

Leafy: Go fuck Jacob Satorious, Mrs. Fucking Gnomestar.

Femmie: Nah we all know Fousy wants to eat your ass so thats probably whats gonna happen to you after this movie .

Leafy: Oh no he won't
In fact, I need to go take a shit, and a big one at that. A real whooper. So watch the fucking movie for me.

Femmie: yea ok whatever communist ass box

Leafy: You can suck on my ass box *gets up and leaves theater*

*in the bathroom*

Leafy: *taking the biggest shit since the PussyTube Vs RiceGoose lie* Ahhhh~ Tf did I eat? Fooseytube's brains? Oh wait... That was never there to begin with.

*reaches for toilet paper; feels no toilet paper*

Leafy: No... NO PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE- *lowers voice* Oh for fucks sake, what am I gonna do now?

*bathroom is emptier than Onionboy's DMs*

Leafy: There's only one thing to do now *calls Femmie* Hey you big cotton candy colored fuck, I need your help!

Femmie: *answers the foon* bro I'm not gonna help you masturbate with a unicorn stuffed animal again bitch. What the fuck do you want anyways you already missed Pepe making out with Doge then having a threesome with Dan and Phil .

Leafy: Well excuse the fuck outta me but I don't want to walk out of here without a gnome-approved diaper... Can you just come and give me some fucking toilet paper?!

Femmie: Don't you check the stall before you shit Jesus fucking Christ..... be there in a sec *hangs up and proceeds to get ready to be fucked and heads to the bathroom stalls for women because everyone knows fruit roll ups actually are women with dicks *

Leafy: *looks down at dick* What the fuck was my dick this fucking big before? Wait... Or are those my balls? Why the fuck do I care?
That pink lizard fucking reject better get here soon, I have a sudden urge to shove it up someone's bumhole.

Femmie: Where the fuck are you shit hat? I hear you talking about assholes

Leafy: *hits stall door twice to signal location*
I'm in this stall you fuck bucket, and I was talking about ramming it up YOUR asshole

Femmie: Jesus you cum nut you're so fucking gay and so am i so i guess it works out. *Grabs a roll of toilet paper and rolls it under the stall* don't fuck me until you're at lease semi clean not including all your sins you cyber bully

Leafy: I'm only gay for you, you neon prick
*picks up toilet paper*
Oh, and my sins are staying, because you know you feel all the more pleasure with the sins crawling up your prostate, rather than the sins crawling on your back.
*licks lips; wipes ass*

Femmie: You dumb cock nub. Why did we even go to these dumb movies anyways we could've just watched Netflix

Leafy: In all honesty... I wanted to know how it would feel like to fuck in a public bathroom. That's right, I was fucking curious

Femmie: you cyber bully fuck me in my ass please

Leafy: *yanks stall door open* With fucking pleasure *bites lip* Come're

Femmie: gladly daddy dear you fucking ass (; *saunters over to leafy *

Leafy: Come on you sexy asshole don't make me wait *erection grows bigger* This thing is hungrier for you than Fousey is for attention

Femmie finally made her way inside Leafy's stall, and it wasn't long until the foreplay process began. Leafy circled his index finger around Femmie's entrance, then he slowly pushed a finger inside. Femmie tightened around it, moaning for Leafy to stop, but her body saying otherwise. "Ah! Daddy! Push it harder!" Femmie cried. Leafy eagerly stuck another finger into Femmie's smol butthole, making a scissoring motion with both fingers now deep inside the neon fuck's ass. "Go on, call me Daddy." Leafy urged. He began to thrust his fingers into Femmie, twisting them around like Stomedy's drill. "Ahhhh~ Fuck me harder, Daddy. Ram your fucking lizard licks into me!" Leafy thrusted in harder and harder until Femmie came the first time. But they both knew it wasn't over yet. Leafy was still as hard as a fucking facecam video. With no second thought he rammed his 8-incher into the warmth that was up Femmie's bum. He moved side-to-side, up and down, and jiggled the key in the knob until he didn't care about the lock anymore. With each thrust, with each time the word "Daddy" came oozing from Femmie's lips, Leafy got closer and closer to his release, when finally, he came all up in Femmie's far-from-a-virgin ass, Femmie cumming not too long after him.
They both panted, and Femmie whined as Leafy pulled out.

9 months later Femmie gave birth to fucking Matt Pat, and they all live Gnome-ily Ever After.

Given creds to meh snail Alex who played the role of Femmy
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