Sleepover! (Extra Chapter)

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*Fends off angry readers with a stick* *stick snaps* *nervous laugh*
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H-Here! Just take it! *throws chapter at you all*

Ahem, let's - let's just continue.

A quick reminder, this chapter is not in the comment section, but my fellow troops wanted more drunk scenes, so here it is. This also gives others a chance to be in here that couldn't because they weren't a part of the comment section Also, this is written as though they were comments.

FairyTailNaluIsLife: HEY MEH TROOPS!!!!!

anime-lover7: Yeah?

FairyTailNaluIsLife: In honor of defeating the moldy Lasagna, we will now have......

Everyone: *waits patiently*

FairyTailNaluIsLife: A SLEEPOVER!!!!!!!!

CrazyCatLady123456: FINALLY!!!!!!

anime-lover7: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!!!! *throws confetti everywhere*

BananaMilk-: BUST OUT THE MILK!!!!

Crazy: AND THE BOOZE!!! *hands everyone a barrel*

That_Crazy_Dot: Don't forget the Doritos!

FairyTailNaluIsLife: And the ghostie Doritos (cause I'm still a ghost) *starts to cry*

anime-lover7: Well yeah, we already passed the part where you died in the story. *flips through pages*

BananaMilk-: Fourth wall broken. o_o

anime-lover7: We're always breaking the fourth wall in this story.

Fourth Wall Repair Crew: Yeah, and we're still trying to fix it-

FairyTailNaluIsLife: *looks to you* Oh, I didn't see you there. HI READER!!! *waves*

Fourth Wall Repair Crew: *gets smashed by falling pieces of the wall*

Everyone: 0_0

FairyTailNaluIsLife: I have killed the Fourth Wall Repair Crew o_o

anime-lover7: Hey look, you killed someone other than Lasagna! ^-^

Everyone: ..............................

anime-lover7: *sits in corner*

Crazy: Weeeeeelllllllll, not that this isn't fun but...... *starts chugging the booze*

FairyTailNaluIsLife: *already drunk* Here reader-san! HAAaaVveE SSSooomMeEEE! *hands over beer*

Reader-san: (insert here what you'll say or do)

anime-lover7: On another topic... LET'S HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!!!! *grabs pillow out of nowhere*

CrazyCatLady123456: *smiles evilly* *secretly grabs metal pillows*

Captain: *sneaks up behind people without them knowing because she's a ghostie and ghosties are sneaky like that* *hits people with pillows*

anime-lover7: *charges recklessly because I never have an attack plan*

CrazyCatLady123456: *whispers* They'll never see it coming.

CrazyCatLady123456: *sneaks up behind BananaMilk-* *hits BananaMilk- over the head with metal pillows*

BananaMilk-: Wha- *gets knocked out*

Crazy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! CATS RULE! *turns into her sadist mode and attacks people with pillows*

samaja1234: IT'S AN ALL OUT WAR NOW!!!!! *battle cry* OUR TARGET IS EACH OTHER!!!!

Leah: WE SHOULD WATCH FAIRY TAIL WHILE DOING THIS!!!!!

Everyone: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

anime-lover7: Leah, put on an epic battle scene!!!! Turn the volume up all the way!

Leah: AYE SIR!!!!

CrazyCatLady123456: *sneaks up behind anime-lover7* *hits her with metal pillows*

anime-lover7: *gets knocked out*

CrazyCatLady123456: I HAVE KILLED THE NARRATOR!!

anime-lover7: ....... @_@

FairyTailNaluIsLife: GUYS LOOKIT LOOKIT LOOKIT!!!!!

Everyone (besides anime-lover7): What?

FairyTailNaluIsLife: Lisanna has struck again!

anime-lover7: *immediately gets up* *smiles evilly* Just cut to the chase, who can I kill? *pulls out machete from who knows where*

CrazyCatLady123456: *Prepares flamethrower* Yeah, can I roast Lasagna?

Captain (FairyTailNaluIsLife): Hmm, I could use some more ear for my smoothies.

samaja1234: Then it's settled. Let's kill Lasagna's army. DESTROY NALI!!!!!

~Time Skip to Battle Field~

samaja1234: Captain, give one of your amazing speeches!!!!

Captain: Uh... Um....

Captain: WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO DEFEAT THE MOLDY LASAGNA!! WE WILL NOT FAIL BECAUSE WE ARE TOO AWESOME (and author-chan will not let us... right?)

anime-lover7: *salutes* I promise Cap'n!

Captain: Anyway... WE ARE STRONG! POWERFUL! AND COMPLETELY AWESOME! WE WILL NOT FALL TO THE LIKES OF LASAGNA AND HER ARMY!!!! BECAUSE WE ARE...?!?!?!?!

Everyone: THE LET'S MURDER LISANNA TEAM!!!!!

Captain: CHAAAAAARRRRRRGE!!!!!

anime-lover7: TIME TO UNLEASH ALL MY POWERFUL MOVES THAT I LEARNED IN AINCRAD!!!!!!

CrazyCatLady123456: *turns sadist mode* I WILL NOT LOSE!!!! *burns every single enemy in her path*

Attack on Titan fans: *Grabs 3D gear* FOR WALL MARIA - I MEAN NALU!!!!!!

Pokémon Fans: *Grabs their Pokémon* WE'LL BE THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS!!!!

Sword Art Online Fans (me): BOSS BATTLE!!!!!!

Tokyo Ghoul Fans: *busts out their kagune*

Fullmetal Alchemist Fans: TIME TO SHOW OFF OUR ALCHEMY!!!!!

Fairy Tail Fans: FOR NALU!!!!! *Attacks with magic*

Every other fandom I didn't mention by name: *attacks*

(LOL I'm just being lazy, tell me an anime style you're fighting with and I'll add it)

~Meanwhile on Lasagna's Team~

NaLi Fan #1: Lisanna, it seems that the NaLu fan are attacking with their full power? What shall we do?

Lisanna: *is completely calm* My army is practically indestructible. There's nothing to worry about.

NaLi Fan #2: *bursts through doors* *slam them closed* YOUR GREATNESS!!!! THEY'VE ARRIVED!!!! THEY'LL BE HERE ANY SECOND-

FairyTailNaluIsLife: *busts down doors* *sees Lisanna* *scowls* So we meet again. Lisanna.

anime-lover7: *appears to the right of Captain* *smiles psychotically* Can I skin her?

CrazyCatLady123456: *appears on the other side of Captain* And burn her to a crisp?

Lisanna: ⊙_⊙ Help me...

anime-lover7: No escape *smirks devilishly*

Lisanna: *screams in pain* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(FOR SEVERAL REASONS, I CAN NOT TYPE OUT THE TORTURE SCENE. SUCH MENTAL IMAGES COULD BE VERY ALARMING OR DISTURBING TO SOME PEOPLE. SOWY!!!! :-\ )

~Back to the Guild (where the sleepover is)~

anime-lover7: *flops on my surprisingly comfy sleeping bag* Man~ today was soooo fun! We should do this again sometime.

BananaMilk-: I agree.

Captain: *sips her ear smoothie* Yeah, it was really fun.

CrazyCatLady123456: *pets cats while cleaning her flamethrower* Mhm, I had fun. Got to use my flamethrower again.

anime-lover7: Though it's a shame I'll have to clean the blood off my blade after I just cleaned and polished it. *sighs*

samaja1234: ⊙_⊙

anime-lover7: What?

samaja1234: You act like you didn't just skin a person alive.

anime-lover7: oh... Sorry?

*Super long pause*

Captain: Want some beer?

anime-lover7: YEEESSSSS!!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!
(っ´▽')っ

anime-lover7: *Chugs down barrel*

CrazyCatLady123456: HEY, DON'T HOG IT!!!! *grabs beer from anime-lover7*

anime-lover7: *pouts* Aww~~ OOoohH WwEeEELlLL~ I'LL JuST gO gEt somE fROM Cana! *leaves*

FairyTailNaluIsLife: WHere's THe ghoStie Doritos???!!!

That_Crazy_Dot: I'VE GOT THEM!!!! *waves them in the air*

FairyTailNaluIsLife: (っO▽O)っ MINE!!!!

anime-lover7: *comes back* *sneaks behind captain and smiles evilly*

anime-lover7: BOO!!!!

Captain: AHHH!!!!

anime-lover7: *covers ears* Ow, don't scream right next to me!!!!

Captain: SORRY NOT SORRY!!!!

CrazyCatLady123456: You shouldn't have scared her!

anime-lover7: It's Halloween in the U.S., so I thought it'd be funny!!!!

Author-chan: Speaking of which...

Author-chan: Everyone, gather around!

Everyone: ?

Author-chan: Just do it!

Everyone: Okay...

Author-chan: On three... (whispers)

Everyone: *nods in agreement*

Author-chan: One... two... three...

Everyone (+Author-chan): THIS IS THE LET'S MURDER LISANNA TEAM WISHING YOU A HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

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So, some of you might've forgotten completely about this, but here's a quick reminder that we're still here, and I'm still alive.

Some might've noticed, but our requested person that wanted in on this action was Leah. She's not part of our Team, but wanted a part in our action, so here she is.

So sorry if I messed some of your personalities up, I tried to picture how you'd act. It's surprisingly hard to do, since I don't really hang out with any of these wonderful people, nor do I know much about them. I used past comments to try and figure out how you'd all act. So I hope I did a fairly good job.

Sorry that this took months to finish, and I didn't even give you readers a proper 2,000 word chapter. SORRY FOR THE SHORTNESS!! The rest of this story should go by really quickly since I only have one chapter left, and it's gonna be short. You can look forward to the author's note at the end, though. Cause I'm gonna be laying it on thick.

I had fun writing this chapter. I took a super long break from writing, and finishing this chapter reminded me of how fum it is to write.

THANKS AND SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!

anime-lover7

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