A/N: "Alright guys this is something new to me as I seen some YouTube videos on how anime in just a few minutes this is just something for the lols alright begin
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News reporter: "And in local news random places gets destroyed and-"

Akira: "Yeah no I'm going to school... PARKOUR SUCKERS." Then he parkours his way to school

Souna: "Hello."

Akira: "Hello best girl."

Rias (In the distance): "Screw you!"

Souna: "Transfer student?"

Akira: "Yep also don't expect our relationship to happen yet it ain't love at first sight also. Nepu, nepu, nepu!"

Souna: "Was that supposed to be a reference of some sort?"

Akira: "I can break the fourth wall and explain to the audience."

Huge Timeskip

Raynare: "Hello your gonna die."

Akira: "No you are go Rabbit Tank."

Raynare: "Oh what the-?" Then she died

Akira: "I'm a genius sucker." Then two demons appear from a portal

Rias: "Hello I am-"

Akira: "Enemy thots gotta run!" He drove on his bike

Akeno: "Well that just happened."

The next day

Akira's thought: "Ok so there are devils and fallen angels who i'll run into next."

Kiba: "Hello Rias would like to see you."

Mini Timeskip

Rias: "Hello I want you to be my servant."

Akira: "No also." He threw Akeno away because of her hugging him from behind "Why would I be a devil with two thots, a loli/neko (spoilers), a former nun, a pervert-"

Issei: "Hey!"

Akira: "And a pretty boy who'll get raped in prison 24/7 plus the trap you have locked up."

Timeskip

Dohnaseek: "Hello I am."

Akira: "Donut seek your dead go GorillaMond."

Dohnaseek: "Oh what the-?" He died from diamonds

Akira: "Ok I need some coffee."

Timeskip

Akira: "Soichi coffee."

Soichi: "Got it."

Akira's thought: "When will one day I vomit it out."

Soichi: "Also here are some Fullbottles."

Akira: "Sweet."

Night Rouge: "I'm Batman!"

Akira: "No your not." He Then he defeats Night Rouge

Night Rouge: "I'll be back."

The next day

??? (Ryu): "Race me."

Akira: "Sure." They raced "Wow your good."

Ryu: "Yep I'm Ryu I was trained by dragons."

Akira: "Ok Natsu."

Ryu: "Screw you!"

Souna: "What the hell?!"

Akira: "Crap."

Timeskip brought to you by the screams of Issei getting beaten up while Akeno just looks at Ryu from a far view

Akira: "Great detention. A genius shouldn't serve detention."

Saji: "Just do the time."

Akira: "Yeah Screw you devil."

Saji: "I have a name it's Saji-" Then he thrown away like a trash

Akira: "Hey dude are you a fallen angel?!"

Ryu: "What the hell did you call me?!" He chokes him

Another Timeskip

Ryu: "DONT MOVE OR ILL SET YOU ON FIRE!!!"

Issei: "I'll protect you Rias."

Akira: "Why are you doing this?"

Ryu: "I have issues!!!"

Akira: "My place, tonight."

Akeno: "Yaoi."

Akira & Ryu: "NO!"

Timeskip to Akira's place

Akira: He hands him cross-z, dragon Fullbottle, and the build driver "Here your Kamen Rider Cross-Z."

Ryu: "Yay. Now we train."

Long training of the next day

Night Rouge: "I'm back bitc-"

Ryu: Already in Cross-Z "You can't say that."

Night Rouge: "Why not?"

Ryu: "Reasons!" He defeats Night Rouge

Night Rouge: "I'll be back again." He disappears

Akira: "Are we done?"

Ryu: "Nope

Next day

Saji: "Come with me."

Akira: "Fine."

Timeskip

Souna: "I'm actually a devil and my name is Sona also be my servant."

Akira: So basically the same but just remove the "u" in your name?"

Sona: "Yep."

Akira: "Well then no."

Blood Stalk: "Hello I'm the true antagonist."

Akira: "And you'll be defeated."

Few minutes later

Akira: "I'm defeated?!"

Blood Stalk: "Yep And I'll take rabbit and tank with me."

Akira: "NOOOOO!!!"

Timeskip

Akira: In NinninComic form "I'm a ninja!"

Night Rouge: "is this a Naruto reference?"

Akira: "Yep. Also I won."

Night Rouge: "What the?!" He got defeated "I'll be back again." He disappears

Akira: "Great."

Timeskip to the next day

Riser: "Hello I'm the man who has a sister in his harem and want to marry Rias."

Ryu/Akira: "FBI open up."

Riser: "What the?!" He got knocked out

Akira: "Also I'm wearing glasses now."

Another Timeskip

Akira: "Fifty bucks say that Riser's household will win."

Ryu/Sona/Tsubaki: "You're on."

Another Timeskip

Akira: "I told you. Now pay up."

Another Timeskip

Issei: "Help stop the wedding."

Akira: "What do we get in return?"

Issei: "An IOU."

Ryu: "Deal."

Another Timeskip

Akira kicks down the door and in rabbit tank form and Ryu in Cross-Z form

Akira: "I object to this crap."

Sirzechs: "Excellent Riser vs those two go."

Akira: "Ok Ryu follow my orders."

Ryu: "Got it!"

One battle later

Akira: "And we won."

Sirzechs: "Now what do wish for?"

Ryu: "Let Rias date and marry anyone."

Sirzechs: "Done."

Akira: "Information on my parents?"

Sirzechs: "Why?"

Akira: "Because plot."

Sirzechs: "Your father's a genius and that's all."

Akira: "Great."

Meanwhile

Akeno: "Cross-Z I think I might have feeling for you."

Ryu: "Yeah but you'll know who I am later."

Timeskip

Night Rouge: "I'm Batman-"

Akira: "NO YOURE NOT. TELL ME WHOSE MY DAD."

Night Rouge: "Your last name is Kiryu." He disappears

Akira: "God dam it!!"

The end

Meanwhile

A/N: "Ok and now sign here... and we're done."

Irina: "Season 2?"

A/N: "Season 2."

Xenovia: "So more plot and less fanservice?"

A/N: "Yep."

Irina: "Thank you god."

A/N: "I AM GOD!"

Dan Kuroto: "NO I AM GOD!!"

A/N: "Shut up Kuroto come back when you're a main character and get out of this book."