Dear Blaine,

How are you, buddy?

Been a while, yeah?

I don't drink anymore.

I think you don't either, am I right?

Of course I'm right, I was always right in this relationship.

Anyway, I kinda... found someone else?

Don't be mad at me. 

I know you were the jealous type.

But you'll approve, I hope

He's a nice guy. 

And I swear to God, I'll always love you infinity times infinity.

That was our thing, remember?

Love,

Elizabeth(because you preferred that, didn't you?)