Friend:Seriously Daehwi is so cute,he's squishy and looks so fluffy.I think he's my bias guys

You:Urm duh he is your bias what do u expect?

Friend:No he's not my original bias is Minhyun

You:*Culture shocked and throw an eraser at her/him

You:Yah!Minhyun is mine!

Friend:No!He's mine!

You:His mine!

Friend:His mine!

Non-Kpoppers:Shut up guys its not like they know you anywa-

You and your friend:SHUT UP!