"Where'd you get the Lava pit?"

"eBay is a wonderful place"

"H-how much did it cost?"

"You...are in debt."

"*eye twitch*"

"It isn't even real lava, but yah get what yah pay for!"

"Erm-"

"Hey! At least I didn't go for the $2 Umbrella!"

"*facepalms*"

-Naomi Shelks (2015)