"Speech"

'Thoughts'

It was a bright, hot and sunny day, without waves. Two sailors were washing their ship.

"It's a beautiful day, isn't it?"

"Yeah, it is"

Suddenly a barrel appears on the sea. It was a normal barrel, without any uncommon thing – well, at least it's what they thought.

~at another ship~

"Hurry up! If not you will see the stars very near!", a fat and ugly woman yelled.

"Yes Alvida!"

The ship was pink, with some purple dots. The rigs had the common Jolly Roger, but with some changes. The Jolly is not in its common position, and it has a heart in the middle of it.

As everybody is cleaning everything, she sees a ship.

"Guys! I think we are lucky!", she said with a malicious grin. "There is a ship waiting for us!"

Right after she said that, the ship started moving towards the latter.

"Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?!", she asked yelling.

"You!"

"Again! Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?!", she asked yelling again.

"YOU!"

"Alvida, everything is set to go", a little and fearful boy said.

"Good. Now go helping them cleaning up! And who's the most beautiful woman in the world?", she asked.

"I don't know-"

"WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD?!"

"Y-you, A-Alvida"

"That's right! Now go cleaning up!"

"Y-yes."