Like real people do ━━ ★ S. Stilinski, Teen Wolf

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❝ Why were you digging?
What did you bury
Before those hands pulled me
From the earth? ❞

𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙡𝙮𝙣 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖 𝙝𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙡 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙞𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙨

❝ I will not ask you where you came from
I will not ask you, neither should you ❞

DISCLAIMER: two things about this book,

it used to have a completely different title ('I thought Deadpool was a comic') and a lot of things changed like the face claims and some storylines. I went through a lot this year and decided to include it into this story instead of my naive views on the world I had originally introduced. (So there will be tons of graphics for the old face-claims and title)

Secondly, Malia and stiles have been separated in my version of this story for a romantic relationship between Rosyln and stiles but this does not mean I have changed the story. Most of Malia's ark just will not be mentioned and she'll be more of a presence than a storyline. I love her sm and all her dialogue but for the story, I had to cut back on a lot of it so some things may appear different but trust that it will end somewhat similar to how you remember it

"Have you ever heard of a Deadpool?"

･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.

"It's a comic right?"

･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.

"Not what we're talking about"

･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.

"I thought Deadpool was a comic"

･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.

"It's basically a hitlist"

･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.

"-and you're on it"

CAST!

━━ ★ Zoë  Kravitz as

Rosyln Marie

━━ ★ Dylan O'Brien as

Stiles Stilinski

━━ ★ Asante Blackk as

Finn Marie

The rest of the teen wolf cast as their own respective parts!

PLAYLIST!

Like real people do- Hozier
Rosyln- Bon Iver, St. Vincent.
Seventeen- Sharon Van Etten
From the dining table- Harry styles
Ends of the earth- Lord Huron
Hello my old heart- The oh Hellos
Welcome home- Radical face
Cherry wine- Hozier
Looking out for you- Joy again
The less I know the better- Tame Impala
Babooshka- Kate bush
Hopelessly devoted to you- Grease soundtrack/ Olivia Newton John
Bloom later- Jesse
Verbatim- Mother Mother
I threw glass at my friends eyes and now I'm on probation- Destroy boys
As the world caves in- Matt Maltese

(Yes I have inhaled too much tiktok and yes these songs have no correlation t each-other, they're good)

❝ Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips
We should just kiss  𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨 ❞

-hopefully you enjoy this book and I'm looking forward to re-writing it!

Dedications-> clemXx -sewerat -vxlkyrie nostalgiclogan cosmicviclets roscoeobrien spiderkru

(Some are you are the people that used to read and vote on this story so I just wanted to say thanks a lot!)