The group Plodded through the heat of the desert to a Bazzar in the distance. They where too Hot to care what it was called. Of course, Twilight started running towards it and the water that it held. Eventually, the group followed, all diving into the cool water. It was fresh water, surprisingly, so it was also a free drink

When they got out, they where soaked and had no change of clothes. Time, being smart, stripped to his underwear before dipping in meaning he could change back.

Wild, like usual, had a surplus of clothes that he just changed into. He worse a outfit that he got whistles at the ladies from. He called it the 'Gerudo Voe' Outift.

"Sexy. I see what the ladies are getting at" Twilight joked while stripping down to his boxers. Wild just groaned and heard a familiar whistle from abouve the Bazzar.

He ran up the ladder and the group followed. Warriors and Twilight got cat called by the ladies and some guys. They hated it. Well, twilight did. Warriors fake kissed and smiled at the cat callers.

"WARRIORS STOP FLIRTING AND CLIMB!" Legend cursed under his breath.

Warriors grunted and followed Wind up the ladder.

Wild was engrossed in a deep conversation with a lady with mid length red hair and a pink Outfit. The heroes joined the conversation gradually.

"Well, I think you boys need outfits. I have just the ones. And with these, you can go visit the town over there in the distance. Link my love already has some of these clothes!" The woman in pink giggled. Wild stuffed a laugh and Time knew exactly what was heading their way and edged out the way to Wild

The other heroes where clueless and luckily, Time dragged Wind with him so he was saved.

The woman in pink, who now had a name, Vilia, used tape measures and whipped out from basically nowhere outfits and much to the links Dismay, where chucked on at record speed. They only noticed what they where wearing after the shenanigans.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Four shouted. Wild time and wind where a laughing fit.

"I dunno, it's comfy and looks cool. I like it!" Twilight said

*At least you got Trousers" Legend was trying to pull down the short to long angled skirt they he wore.

The outfits where tailored by their hero clothes. Wild, like in game, has his Blue one, representing his blue heroes tunic.

Twilight had a dark green and grey one. It was the same design shape as Wild. It hid almost all of his Twili Markings exept for one that looked like a wolf over his heart.

Legend has a oddly femenine one. It had the same top and mouth coverings but a short to long skirt. His clothes where a mild green and the skirt was yellow.

Sky was rocking a red, light green and black clothing with a high ponytail. He also had a skirt but wore it like a boss.

Hyrule and Four wore the same as Twilight just different colours.

"You boys look Fabulous!" Vilia Exclaimed, admiring the boys

"I hate this." Four confirmed

"Well, now to the Town!" Sky was beaming for some reason and they made their way across the desert. Wild had also bought some clothes for Time and Wind behind their backs.

As they reached the Town, wild pulled the two across.

"So! I bought you guys something! And if you don't wear them I get all your rupees!" Wild said and chucked the clothes at them.

"Fuck no. No way. DAMN YOU WILD!" time groaned, knowing he will have to wear the stupid outfit. Wind, being younger, got a more covering version.

After Wind changed, he forced Time to change. Time hated eveything to do with this. Wild had also changed and Wind and Time walked over to the group standing around by the entrance.

"No way! Wild your a genius!" Twilight said, having first looks at Time

Time hated the outfit. A green outfit with a skirt. A skirt for Hylia's sake! He was beyond pissed with Wild who was laughing his ass off.

"Well, I say you look dashing!" Legend purred jokingly.

Out of pure Rage and spite, Twilight, Legend and Wild all got slapped.

"Fuck off. Are we seeing this Ruler lady or not? If not. We're fucking leaving." Time hissed snd left the group to break into laughter.