Hats
Sarabi: I'm wearing a birthday hat.

Nala: Wtf? I am, too!

Kiara: WTF?! ME THREE!

Mufasa: Heheh. Sarabi gets a party hat. At least us lions get the Santa hats.

Simba: Wait, dad, who is Santa?

Mufasa: ...uh...

Kovu Doesn't Know What Christmas Is
Kovu: What is Christmas?!

*every lion and lioness looks at Kovu*

Kovu: What? I don't know what it is! It's like Hakuna Matata!

*Timon and Pumbaa glare at Kovu*

Timon: WHAT. DID.

Pumbaa: YOU. SAY?!

Timon and Pumbaa: AHHHHHH
*run at Kovu*

Kovu: Whoa! Hey! Guys, I didn't mean to offend you!
*runs away*

Timon: And stay outta here!

Kiara: 0.0 wut?

Nala: That was random.

Sarabi and the Stolen Santa Hat
Mufasa: Um...Sarabi....where's my hat?

Sarabi: *is wearing Santa hat*
I dunno, Mufasa. I think Simba took it.

Mufasa: *open mouth in a shocked face from the movie*
WHAT?! *faces Simba*
Son, why do you have my hat?!

Simba: Dad, you said us lions have the Santa hats! Sarabi has it!

Mufasa: *looks at Simba then turns to Sarabi, looks at Sarabi, looks at Sarabi's obviously-stolen Santa hat*
Hmmm...

Sarabi: I have a party hat on. What are you looking at?

Mufasa: No, it's not that...you stole....MY MUFFINS! >:O

Sarabi: Dangit you found out! Well, gotta go! *runs away*

Simba: Wooooow.