Cell Block Tango from Chicago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHqhkaN92f0

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and now the six mary murderesess of the Crock County jail, and their redition of the Cell Block Tango

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he had it coming
he had it coming
he only had himself to blame
if you'd have been there
if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same!

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you know how people have these little habits that get you down. Like Bernie. Bernie like to chew gum. No. Not chew. POP

so I came back home this one day and I'm really irritating, and I'm looking for a bit of sympathy and there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'

so I said to him, I said, "you pop that gum one more time..." *sigh*

and he did. So I took the shotgun of the wall and I fired two warning shots

in  to  his  head

he had it coming
he had it coming
he only had himself to blame
if you'd have been there
if you'd have heard it

I betcha you would have done the same!

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i met Ezekiel Young from salt lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together

he'd go to work, he'd come back, I'd fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.

And then I found out,

"single" he told me

single, my ASS

not only was he married

...oh no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came back from work, I fixed him his drink as usual.

you know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic

he had it coming
pop, six
he had it coming
cicero, lipschitz
he took the flower in its prime

and then he used it
HA
and then he abused it
six

it was a murder, but not a crime!

now I'm standing in the kitchen cravin' the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur, in a jealous rage

"You been screwin' the milkman," he said, he was crazy and he kept screamin' "you been screwin the milkman"

and then he ran into my knife, he ran into my knife TEN TIMES!

if you'd have been there
if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same!

what am I doing? (translated)

They say my famous lover held down my husband while I chopped off his head. But it isn't true, I'm innocent. (translated)

I don't know why uncle Sam says i did it. I tried to explain at the police station but they didn't understand me (translated)

yeah, but did you do it?

UH UH, not guilty!

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my sister, Veronica and I had this double act and my husband, Charlie traveled around with us.

now, for the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks.

one two three four, five... splits, spread eagles, back filps, filps flops, one right after the other.

so, this one night before the show we're down at hotel Cicero, the three of us, boozin' and havin' a few laughs.

and we ran out of ice. So I went out to get some. I come back, open the door and Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen-the spread eagles.

well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked it, I can't remember a thing.

it wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands I even know they were dead.

they had it coming
(they had it coming)
they had it coming
(they had it coming)
they had it coming (they had it coming) all along (all along)

I didn't do it
(she didn't do it)

but if i'd done it
(but if she done it)

how could you tell me that I was wrong?

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they had it coming
(they had it coming)
they had it coming
(they had it coming)
they had it coming (they had it coming) all along (all along)

I didn't do it
(they didn't do it)

but if i'd done it

how could you tell me that I was wrong?

I loved Al Lipschitz more than I can possibly say.

he was a real artistic guy... sensitive... a painter.

but he was always trying to find himself. He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving.

I guess you can say we broke up because of the artistic differences.

he saw himself as alive, and I saw him DEAD.

the dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
the dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

they had it coming
(they had it coming)
they had it coming
(they had it coming)
they had it coming (they had it coming) all along (all along)

cause if they used us
(cause if they used us)

and they abused us
(and they abused us)

how could you tell us that we were wrong?

he had it coming
(he had it coming)
he had it coming
(he had it coming)
he only had (he only had) himself to blame (himself to blame)

if you'd have been there
(if you'd have been there)

if you'd have seen it
(if you'd have seen it)

I betcha you would have done the same!

you pop that gum one more time.

single my ASS.

TEN TIMES!

miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe.

Number Seventeen-the spread eagles.

artistic differences.

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