Mark's Pov: I sighed, "Jack!" I said. "What the Heck do you want, Ye Smelly?" He asked. "I'M BOOOOORRRRED!" I groaned, I heard a loud bang on the door. I fell off the sofa and threw the door open, ANTI AND DARK WERE RIGHT THERE!!!!!! "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" I slammed my fists together and my brass knuckles appeared (A/N: I always thought that my favorite Youtubers summoned weapons, Jack has a Septic Scythe!). "Calm down, Bubble Stache." Anti said, "Me and Dark AREN'T here to kill Ya! We wanna move in!" I got rid of my brass knuckles. "You better not hurt Jack..." I mumbled, "Oh, The Kitten? The one you have dirty thoughts about?" Anti teased. That did it! "SHUT UP!!!!!" I blushed, "Dark, can you read Bubble Stache's mind?" Anti asked. "Okay!" Darkiplier was eager to read minds, "He's thinks of Jack in a dress, a long white one that is... He's also thinking of Jack in blue and white knee socks!!" Dark said. "F-CK OFF, DARK!" I flipped Dark off, "No need to do that, Bubble Stache!" Anti said. Anti pushed me and set down his bags, he opened a suitcase, which had three wine bottles in it. "He likes to drink red wine, Mark." Dark said, "Hey Mark, I- WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE!?" Jack summoned his scythe and pointed the tip of it at Dark. "Get the f-ck out of here..." Jack said, "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Kitten!" Anti said, taking his attention off his wine bottles.

Jack's Pov: "Hey Mark, I- WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE!?" I summoned my scythe and pointed the sharp shiny tip at Dark's chin, "Get the f-ck out of here..." I said. Anti gave me a chill look and put down his red wine, "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Kitten!" Anti Septic said to me. I blushed when he called me Kitten, he always called me that. "We just came to move in and crash with you guys!" Anti said, getting up for a wine glass. He found a wine glass in Mark's glass cabinet and opened his wine bottle, he poured some wine into the glass. "Wh-What?" I stuttered, "Hey, Jack, Mark's been having..." Mark cut off Dark by covering his mouth and flipping him off. "Having what?" I asked, Anti drank his wine, "Dirty thoughts about you."Anti said, "F-CK OFF, ANTI!" He flipped both of them off. I blushed a scarlet red as I heard the words come out Anti's mouth. I ran to my room in full embarrassment, "I'll give you a few more chances, just don't make me mad..." I heard from outside, Mark was saying that... I sat on my bed and thought. "I can't believe Mark's been having those thoughts about me..." It rushed through my head, I heard a knock on my door. "Hey Kitten Eyes, Mark wants you outside." I blushed madly as Anti called me Kitten Eyes! I opened my door and saw Anti with another full glass of wine, I walked out of my room and saw Mark standing while Dark was sitting down. I stood in front of Mark, Dark and Anti were giggling like little girls, Mark had a blank face as he pulled me in for a kiss. He forced his tongue into my mouth as my eyes widened and my face was hot and red. He took his tongue out and broke the kiss with a string of saliva coming from our mouths, I saw that Anti used dark magic to make Mark kiss me and force his tongue in. How great!!