(video camera turns on in the living room)

Lizzy: Hello, Internet friends! Today is Monday and there is another birthday to be celebrated, or at least to be mentioned. It's Jesse's birthday. So, Happy Birthday, Jesse!

Jarod: (fires the airhorn multiple times)

Lizzy: (laughs)

James: (facepalms) Of course, you'd fire the airhorn...

Jarod: It's necessary to do this!

James: Dude, it's really now.

Lizzy: Are you gonna do this tomorrow for Ali's birthday?

Jarod: Of course! I do this for almost every birthday. I even did it back at school.

James: Yeah and Jack hid the airhorn from you so that you wouldn't blast the airhorn for the rest of the year.

Jarod: I actually never found that airhorn.

James: Really?!

Jarod: Uh-huh.

Lizzy: So that means someone in Japan is running around with a random airhorn that he claimed randomly in a dorm room?

Jarod: Probably.

Lizzy and James: Oh dear.

Jarod: Don't worry, it won't be bad.

Lizzy: Are you sure?

James: If someone out there has the airhorn, I apologize for my friend!

Jarod: I'm pretty sure they'll be responsible with the airhorn.

Lizzy: Considering that you left it in a dormitory with crazy high school students, I don't know if that's gonna be possible.

Jarod: Well, at least nothing happened yet. That's the good part.

Lizzy: Yeah, I guess so.

James: So now what?

Lizzy: I don't know.

Jarod: Don't you plan everything that goes on in the day since you started these journals?

Lizzy: No.

James: Then why does it seem like you plan these things out?

Lizzy: (shrugs) My friends are just that entertaining. So I record it!

Jarod: How long do you plan on keeping this up?

Lizzy: I...I don't know yet. I want to at least get to a year and see what happens. Anyway, thanks for watching, audience!! See ya tomorrow for more fun. Bye!!

(turns video camera off)

And that's the end of the journal!! Thanks for reading and see ya next chapter!! :)