"Corbyn. I just can't anymore"

"BAE, what are you talking about?" He begs me.

"Just leave me alone Corbyn. Nobody loves you, not even your mom."

"FINE! I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY!" He screams at me. It sounds like he's crying.

"YEAH?! WELL YOU ARE USELESS IN MY MIND! NOTHING BUT A CARDBOARD STAGE PROP!" I took that too far. Way too far. My phone buzzes against my ear.

BRENTY
wacha doin?

ME 
Fighting with ex, for the millionth time, lied to my best friend about dating him and now I feel really bad...

BRENTY
wanna hug? 

ME
yeah 

ME
maybe we can meet at Starbucks

BRENTY
how bout the hockey rink????

BRENTY
bring skates

ME
k, if i have any

BRENTY
oh haha

I dig through my closet in a rush. I have to look good.

This?

No, or this?

How about this?

No.

BRENTY
holy take forever

ME
im not even out of my pajamas...

BRENTY
lol XD

FOUND ONE!

ME
got an outfit picked

BRENTY
well thats good.

Very good 

BZZT! BZZT! BZZT! BZZT! BZZT! BZZT!

It's Corbyn, but I don't even want to talk to him right now

ME
CORBYN LEAVE ME ALONE! I TOLD YOU THAT IM DUMPING YOU!

CORBYN
why are you being like this with me?

ME
I'm blocking you

~~~THIS NUMBER HAS BEEN BLOCKED~~~

Good. That means he won't talk to me anymore

MEOW!

"Hey kitty! Are you hungry? Yeah good Ginger!"

I snap a picture of my cat to post to Instagram.

~~2 HOURS LATER~~

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@arcticslivers (NOT REAL USER!) awww cute!

@SilverPanda (NOT REAL USER!) i love it!