Lol googled the incorrect quotes generator and im dying. Here's a few. Tagging

cuz they started this and i feel like I gotta give them credit :)

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Lou: Can I be frank with you guys?                                                                                                                              Moxy: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.                                                              Ox: Can I still be Ox?                                                                                                                                                          Babo: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Lou: You lying, cheating, piece of sh**!
Moxy: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Lou: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING OX WITH ME
Babo, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Lou: Dang it.
Moxy: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Ox: OH MY GOD BABO FELL OFF!!!

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Lou: Moxy, I'm sad.
Moxy: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Ox: Babo, I'm sad.
Babo, nodding: mood.

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Lou: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Moxy: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Ox: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Babo: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Wage: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Lou: Nothing in life is free.
Moxy: Love is free!
Ox: Adventure is free.
Babo: Knowledge is free.
Wage: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Lou: Favorite horror movie?
Moxy: It
Ox: Saw
Babo: Annabelle
Wage: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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Lou: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Babo: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Wage: In your pantry!
Lou: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Babo: Is your friend here?
Lou, motioning to Moxy: Yeah.
Babo, to Moxy: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Ox: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Ox: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Ox: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Ox, to Babo and Wage: YOU FLIPPING BOOTYHOLES
Babo: YAAAAAAAAY!
Wage: THE PRESTIGE!

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Lou, trying to convince Wage to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Moxy: And loud!
Ox: And grumpy!
Babo: And oblivious to reality!
Wage:

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Moxy: You kidnapped Lou? That's illegal!
Ox: But Moxy, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Lou, or destroying our dreams?
Moxy: Kidnapping Lou, Ox!!!
Babo: Moxy, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Moxy: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Babo: To work together!
Moxy: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Wage: Moxy, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

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Lou: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Moxy: ... Your what?
Lou: My friends.
Ox: Are they saying "friends"?
Babo: I think they're being sarcastic.
Wage: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Lou! All of your friends are in this room.
Lou: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Lou: You're a loose cannon, Moxy.
Moxy: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Ox: I think you play by your own rules.
Babo: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Lou: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Moxy: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Wage is a loose cannon.
Wage: *smashes a chair*

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Lou: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Moxy: Several traffic violations.
Ox: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Babo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Wage: Also, that's not our car.

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Lou: Where's Moxy, Ox, and Babo?
Wage: They're playing hide and seek.
Lou: Where?
Wage: I don't think you get how this game works.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Lou: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Moxy: ...I did. I broke it.
Lou: No. No you didn't. Ox?
Ox: Don't look at me. Look at Babo.
Babo: What?! I didn't break it.
Ox: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Babo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ox: Suspicious.
Babo: No, it's not!
Wage: If it matters, probably not, but Uglydog was the last one to use it.
Uglydog: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Wage: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Uglydog: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Wage!
Moxy: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Lou.
Lou: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Wage: Lou... Ox's been awfully quiet.
Ox: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Lou, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Lou: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Lou:
Lou: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Moxy: Lou... How do I begin to explain Lou?
Ox: Lou is flawless.
Kitty: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Wage: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Michael: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

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Lou: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Moxy: 'Prettiest Smile'
Ox: 'Nicest Personality'
Babo: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Wage: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Lou: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Tuesday will and will not eat.
Kitty: Grass? Yes!
Lou: Moss? Yes!!
Kitty: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Lou: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Kitty: Worms? Sometimes!
Lou: Rocks? Usually nah.
Kitty: Twigs? Usually!
Lou: Nolan's cooking? Inconclusive!
Lydia: How did you... test this?
Lou: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Lydia: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Nolan: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Lou: Bye Kitty! Bye Tuesday! Bye Lydia! Bye Nolan! Bye Kitty!
Tuesday: You said 'bye Kitty' twice.
Lou: I like Kitty.

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'Can I copy the homework?'
Moxy: I can help you with it!
Kitty: Yeah, sure.
Tuesday: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Lou: lol nope.
Nolan: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Michael: *Read 5:55pm*

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Lou: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Kitty: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Tuesday: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Lydia: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Nolan: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Michael:
Michael: I have emotional scars.

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*The squad is over at Lou's house*
Kitty: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Lou: ... N-No...
Lou, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Kitty, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Tuesday: I see a-
Lou, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Kitty: Oh, well I-
Lou: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Lou, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Lydia: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Nolan: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Lou: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Lou: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Lou, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Lou: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Michael, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Lou:
Kitty: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Lou:
Lou, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Michael: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Kitty: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Michael: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Lydia: Actually I did the math, Kitty would have $225, not $0.15.
Kitty: Fam I'm right here....
Tuesday: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Michael: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Tuesday: Sorry I only have a dollar
Michael: :(
Lydia: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Kitty would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Kitty: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Tuesday: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Nolan: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Tuesday: Apply juice to what
Michael: Directly to the forehead
Kitty: Great chat everyone

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Lou: Time for plan G.
Kitty: Don't you mean plan B?
Lou: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Tuesday: What about plan D?
Lou: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Lydia: What about plan E?
Lou: I'm hoping not to use it. Nolan dies in plan E.
Michael: I like plan E.

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Lou: Thanks fam!
Kitty: oh no
Tuesday: *cries* I love you too
Lydia: Sounds fake but okay
Nolan: *A flustered mess*
Michael: can i get a refund

Lol thats it XD Remember you are loved and check out Silent Readers new book!