"How do I get a boyfriend?
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Get a fishing pole and just, like, fishing rod casting movement"

I can't breathe! It's too perfect! xD

This is why I live by the fictional character rule!

How I would've worded it is..."Find a fishing pole, and attach a donut to the end of it. It's super effective! :D" Okay, I've never had a boyfriend, so I'll stop...

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