Me: -reading this extremely emotional fanfic on the verge of tears-

Friend: -decides to call me for no particular reason-

Me: -picks up-

Friend- So, how are yo-

Me: YOU RUINED THE MOMENT! OMFG. THE BEAUTIFUL FANFIC! JUST... LEMME FINISH IT.

Friend: ......-hangs up-

Me: Thank you. -Continues reading on the verge of tears-