Me: ( eats scone and drinks soda )

England: That is disrespect to my country! You must not drink soda with a scone.

America: No... You don't eat a scone while drinking soda! Soda is meant to be with hamburgers!

France: ohonhonhonhonhonhon~ I have to disagree with both of you! WINE and CROISSANTS are better!

Me: (underage)

England and America: ......

N.Italy: PASTAAAAA!!!!

S.Italy: and pizza you dumbass

Me: That escalated quickly...

Honey-Senpai: AND CAKE!!

Me: Wrong fandom.... eh.. whatever...

Belgium: Here Lumie, have some chocolate!

Me: Thanks! -eats chocolate- Dis ish good!!

S.Italy: Chocolate... Just what a woman needs! -says sarcastically-

France: ohonhon~ I will show you what is better than chocolate!~ -holds out hand pervertedly-

Me: -Runs away-  BYEEEEE!!!!