So, I decided to watch the first episode of one of the most despised animes of animeamerica. Just to see.

(Take a look at the discription of what I will do with Coke at 1 in the morning)

-watches episode one-

Hmm... seems pretty dreary with the back round music... Wait. Oh shit. She's blonde. This isn't going to end out well...

...

"It's raining!" -.- No shit sherlock.

...

Dude... you don't go up to a random guy sleeping on a couch in the house you just step foot into and try to wake him up! -Slight eye twitch-

Call the ambulance?! He's a fricking vampire for God's sake! Can't you see the sharp thing near his mouth possibly called fangs???

... ...

Bitch-chan? It suits her! She's just as annoying!

...

Dat teddy bear tho.

... ...

-she tries to run down the hall-

Psh... I hope she trips and dies. EVEN IF THEY GOT ORDER NOT TO!!

Oh, let's not kill her, but lick her face. Hah! Your fear is like music to my ears bitch-chan! And, why not sexually harass her?! SINCE WE HAVE THE TIME, WHY NOT RAPE HER?! This is why I am not a huge weeb over vampire animes.

-She waltzes into the tiny library, closet thing-

Why there? Just, why? Usually when you see a broken big ass lock next to a big ass oak door, you usually don't go into there. And, yet, she's trapped.

-episode ends- Thank god. I have no other words, though. Actually, I have a few.

Also, out every other name in the entire world, why Yui? It has to be on the list of the most used anime character names. I'm sure of it. There must be a reason. Maybe cuz they got rushed on the animimation, so they did their dog's name. Seriously. OR, because the letters y u and i are next to each other on a keyboard, and they got lazy writing the character name list.

The only thing positive about this rant: I appriciate that the MC doesn't have twintails, and the animation was really good! Just sad that they wasted it on that. I give you points on that. Now for the rating!

-drum roll plzzzzz-

3 vampire dusts out of 10! Because Skyrim. :3