So, our eighth grade trip is to Kentucky Kingdom, which is four hours away.

The park opens at 10:00 am, and the teachers wanted us to be there right as the park opens and leave right when it closes, at 4:00 pm. If you're doing the math, that means that we have to leave at exactly 5:00 am.

Now, what I want to know is:

WHO THE HECK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GET 136 FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLDS AT SCHOOL AT 5:00 AM ON A MONDAY!?!?!?