No, this is not one of those "What I Got For Christmas" things. That would take too long because my parents spoil me way more than I need or deserve.

So, I thought I'd tell you a funny story.

My sister and I don't usually get each other presents, but we were in the city for a couple days and she asked my parents if we could go to the mall.

We were wandering around Claire's for some reason and they had Pop Sockets by the register.

She said, "I'm going to get you one of these for Christmas, which one do you like?" Or something like that.

I looked at the amazing selection of six different designs (three of which were galaxy) and there was a kitten with a unicorn horn. How could I not!?!?

So in my head I'm like, "Now I have to get you a gift. Gosh dangit."

In case you were wondering, while we were at the mall for the one time out of the year or two years I got hand sanitizer from Bath and Body Works that was called Unicorn Water. I had to. I also got one of those things to clip it into your bag that had holo stuff in it.

No one was wondering

I just wanted to tell someone.

Anyways, I got her a gift card to her favorite restaurant.

She got it and liked it. We're probably going there for dinner tomorrow. Which is bad because I hate that restaurant.

Then she says, "Your gift might be under the tree. It may not be. If it's not, I don't know where it is."

Well gosh dangit, I was looking forward to that!

We have no idea where it is so. . .

But my mom got me a Ravenclaw one so there's that.

This was funnier in my head. . . Oh well.