Me when reading a fiction book: Oh, there's only a hundred pages left, I'll finish this today.

Me when studying for a history test: Ugh, this lesson is, like, six pages long, why!?!?!?!?

You know how when you order Chinese food the people just throw in a handful of fortune cookies? Well, I ate three over the last few days and two of them were exactly the same, and it was something that is actually true but has left my mind and will probably come back to me randomly while I'm staring at the ceiling trying to fall asleep and future me will insert below. The other one was something like, "A great sports opportunity will soon arise." And I laughed out loud. Literally. I'm not joking, I actually laughed. I am one of the least athletic people you will ever meet. 

You know, if a chapter is titled Untitled Part so and so, expect it to just me a little compilation of my random thoughts that I think are funny but not long enough to be a chapter. . .