Mrs. Fifi Vanderbold, the cute and beautiful heiress, has filed for divorce from her husband, Percy Vanderbold, the former daring man of Harvard, class of '38, now in the ballsy business. Mrs. Vanderbold claimed that her husband had made her bed of yellow flowers and tracked ballsy mud into the house. He also criticized her cooking. Mr. Vanderbold, when Asked to comment, said, "POOP ON MY FACE! I didn't do it. The pet college dog ruined the flowers. And I offered to take her out to restaurants more often!"