Starburst: Will Explode in Your Mouth!

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~Presenting Starburst, another product from LEGEND TM. Be sure to call 666-666-LEGENDTM* and place your order for a whole bag of explo-I mean Starbursts! Free Shipping!

Do you like Starburst? Do you like Magical Candy? Well, if you said yes to any of these questions, this product is perfect for you! Experience an everlasting flavor in your mouth and you'll see where this candy gets it's name. How is Magical Starburst better than Regular Starburst? What can it do? Well, here's the rundown on this magical candy~

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Magical Starbursts are made from real star dust along with some Magical Sugar! They will explode in your mouth, bursting with flavor! However, there are other ways to harness the power of Magical Starbursts!

Use Starbursts To:

>Craft a paint gun/rocket launcher to launch magical starbursts! Use starburst to paint your room! Or, use starburst to explode things! I suggest aiming these magical starburst at your fri-enemies! Humiliate them or kill them! It's your choice.

>Paint your mouth and burp stars! What? We're not joking! Eating these starbursts will paint your tongue. You'll burp up or cough up stardust!

>Create Bombs! Okay, all you got to do is grab some starburst and pound them into dust! You must remove all the edible pieces, save for a small, sparkling, clear gem. That is raw star dust and it is basically like gunpowder except it makes much more powerful bombs and TnTs. Download the recipe for bombs here and enjoy blowing up all your favorite stuff! Plus, you'll look good while you do it!

>Make Starburst Flowers! Oh no, these flowers are ANYTHING but pretty. Give them as a present to your greatest enemy and watch them react to the star dust, as if they were allergic to it! Watch their face go red and wait for the screaming fit! Add some more dust and watch them be put to sleep for decades. Add some raw star dust and they'll be exposed to radioactive death the moment they put the starburst flower up for a sniff! 

>Great for Revenge! Magical Starburst is SUPER DANGEROUS. The regular Starburst, that's harmless. 

>Giving you A Power Boost: Despite the raw star dust gem inside, magical starburst is perfectly safe to eat! In fact, it's much more than that! Eating 1/4 a pound of starburst will give you the power to crush wood with your bare hands! Imagine what you can do when you eat!

>Brag to All Your Friends! Again. You got Magical Skittles AND Starburst!

>And more! There's so much you can do with Starburst! Use your creativity (which I'm sure you have a lot of) and find out for yourself! ^w^ There are many other surprises waiting to be found.

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>A Word from LEGEND TM

Go invest in MAGICAL CANDY (A product of LEGEND TM) now and explore all that these candies have to offer!

>Are you interested in helping LEGEND TM even further? Please give this book a vote along with other works by . If you really like magical candies, we can do a sequel, we can do magical fruits or magical dairy products! This really has so much potential! So please, give this book a lil' vote to start it off and spread the hashtag #MagicalCandy wherever you go!

Your gratitude is REALLY appreciated! Leaving a vote and a comment with that hashtag can really promote our company! More magical candy will be produced in a ridiculous amount of time! BE A PART OF THE MAGICAL CANDY CLUB: ELITE **and get all the benefits...if Magical Candies get really successful of course! Either way, you have our gratitude! Let's make Magical Candy (LEGEND TM) shine! Call 666-666-LEGEND TM* AND GET FREE SHIPPING NOW!

*666-666-LEGEND TM is not a real phone number. Do not be surprised if you accidentally contact Satan or something.

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