Mair Mulroney: I'm so nervous

Y/n: oh don't worry they will love you *rings the doorbell*

Julia: y/n my son my baby boy *hugs him tight*

Joe Tasilm: there's my little m...who's this

Y/n: mom dad this my new girlfriend Mair Mulroney

Julia: I like you already

Joe Tasilm: has my son been treating you nicely

Mair Mulroney: you kidding he treats me like a goddess

Joe Tasilm: then I approve of your relationship with my son

THEN FEW HOURS LATER Y/N AND MAIR WENT HOME

Y/n: told ya

Mair Mulroney: I know and I was being serious I want you to fuck me while wearing the black cat costume

THEN Y/N'S EX SARAH RANG THE BELL

Y/n: Sarah

Sarah: *drunk* y/n I want you back

Mair Mulroney: HEY leave

Sarah: bitch he's mine

Mair Mulroney: excuse me I'm his new girlfriend okay

Sarah: oh please y/n you're dating this slut

Y/n: Sarah leave

Sarah: NO YOU ARE COMING WITH ME *punches Mail but luckily her neighbour was a cop and he arrested Sarah taking her away*

Y/n: babe I'm sorry

Mair Mulroney: *has an ice pack on my eye* it's okay babe my Neighbour is a cop so yeah it's okay babe