Chapter 23: Final Battle for Namek Part 2

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A/N: the battle rages on as goka uses the last resort she has to try and defeat frieza.

https://youtu.be/R7U007KpmcI

A few island spots were either blow up or were in rubble as a result from the on going battle. Goka was almost done at the point since she used a lot of her energy in her kaioken and kamehameha. You were still trading blows back and forth with Frieza. You managed to surprise her a few times and stick her in the face with a few headbutts as she kept getting you with some tail whips to the face.

Gohan: that last attack drained all of mom's energy. We gotta help her!

Krillin: You're right, Gohan. It's time to get in there and throw down!

Gohan: really, Krillin?

Krillin: ha-ha! F**k no!

Logan: of course you would say that, you fucking worthless pansy.

Krillin: hey!

Back at the battle, You and Frieza were slamming against each other.

Frieza: snake!

She punched you on the side of the face. You replied by hitting her directly in the side of the head with an iron tail while yelling:

(Y/N): ear hole bitch!

She was sent flying far off from the hit. You then flew at her and slammed her into the water before firing an ice beam, covering the spot of the water where she landed in.

Meanwhile on King Kai's planet.

Yamcha: you know what? This is totally bogus.

Tien: I'm going to do my best to ignore that you just used the word "bogus".

Yamcha: King Kai hasn't taught us crap since we got here! And what's worse, Piccolo didn't even have to train with us. He just sat and meditated all the time.

Tien: you're just jealous.

Yamcha: no I'm not.... okay, a little.

(But, he's technically not wrong in this).

They soon heard a faint voice.

Recoome: Recoome...

Chiaotzu: Hey, do you guys hear that?

The voice sounded more closer

Recoome: DIVE!

Recoome crashed head first into the planet.

Recoome: hello.

Bojack.: Yargh!

(Sort of forgot about Bojack, to be honest).

Burter, Jeice, Guldo all appeared above Recoome.

Burter: I've got his left leg!

Jeice: I've got his right!

Guldo: I've got his middle!

All three of them pulled Recoome out of the ground, who shoke his head after all that.

Recoome: hey, what's up?

Tien: so... are you guys....

Guldo: we're under attack!

He telekinetically slammed a tree into King Kai's house.

Burter: whoa, little quick to the trigger there, Ace.

Guldo: sorry, I kinda lost my head there after I... lost my head.

King Kai opened his door and walked up to the Ginyu Force.

King Kai: hey, I was just inside, taking a crap..... I'm old, takes me awhile, come out, there's a tree in my living room. What's up?

Yamcha: We were just standing around and talking about your awesome training and then these guys showed up.

Chiaotzu: look like a bunch of queers.

Tien: Chiaotzu! We don't even know them. We shouldn't make such rash judgments about....

The four dead Ginyu Force members made a battle pose.

Tien: well... we shouldn't think less of them for it.

Jeice: good day, mates. How ya going? We're here to take control of your planet in the name of Lady Frieza. Sorry about that.

He cracked his knuckles.

King Kai: heh! Hahah! Ah yeah, good luck with that. Alright guys, show them who's boss.

Tien: that'd be you.

Yamcha: yep. All you, man.

Chiaotzu: you're the boss.

King Kai: what?!

Recoome: what? Recoome has to fight this? He doesn't even come up to Recoome's knee caps!

Jeice: probably can't even handle a gut full of piss.

Burter: I bet you can't even run a mile.

Guldo: you're blue!

King Kai: yeah, all of you can just go straight to Hell.

Recoome: oh, yeah? And who's gonna make Recoome?

(Meanwhile, in Hell).

Goz was sitting next to a Bloody Pond while picking his nose and singing in German. A hitting sound is heard off-screen and all four deceased Ginyu Force are seen falling into the Bloody Pond.)

Goz: Mez, we have visitors! Prepare ze camps.

(Back on King Kai's planet).

King Kai: well, that takes care of that! Hmm, that reminds me. Wonder how Goka's doing.

Frieza side kicked Goku, sending her tumbling.

King Kai: that's about right.

Goka struggled to get back up on her feet.

Goka: no...! I can't lose! I have to beat you! You're evil, and you have to be stopped!

Frieza: Oh, come now. If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then let God strike me down where I stand!

Lightning struck Frieza, which didn't even harm her.

Frieza: ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game! Anyway, back to.....

She saw Goka raising both hands in the sky.

Frieza: What are you doing?

Goka's mind: I have to use the Spirit Bomb! It's my only chance!

Frieza: seriously, what... what is this all about? Are you trying to tell me you once caught a fish that big?

Goka: I'm just... stretchin'.

Frieza: In the middle of a fight?

Goka: yes.

Goka's mind: I have only one chance, but this planet barely has enough energy left as it is. Wait, I'll just draw from the surrounding planets!

She started drawing energy from nearby planets for the Spirit Bomb.

Meanwhile, Logan, Piccolo, Gohan, and Krillin were watching the fight from an island.

Piccolo: what's going on? She's just standing there with her hands up.

Krillin's mind: Wait a second...

He then yelled out extremely loudly.

Krillin: SHE'S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!

Frieza: The Spirit what's-it-now?

Goka's mind: oh, no...

(Y/N)'s mind: that fucking idiot.

Piccolo: would you stop screaming?

Krillin: THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!

Piccolo: shut up!

Krillin: too scared!

Logan slammed his fist against Krillin's head.

Krillin: OOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!

(Krillin Owned Count: 29).

Frieza: What is that fool yammering on about?

Goka: he's talking about... ghosts.

Frieza: Ghosts?

Goka: yeah, you know. Spirits. Ghosts.

Frieza: what do ghosts have to do with this?

Goka: everything.

Frieza: That's stupid. You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!

Goka: or, maybe I'm just being rhetorical.

Frieza: NO! No, you're not! God, it's like you just try to use words you hear randomly to try and sound smarter!

Goka: huh. Well now you're just acting transcendent.

Frieza: hrgh!

She angrily kneed Goka in the face.

Krillin: oh, no! If Goka can't focus on the Spirit Bomb she doesn't stand a chance!

Piccolo: I think the issue is less about her focusing and more about staying alive!

Krillin: I don't get it, though. Where's the baaaa...

He noticed the Spirit Bomb.

Krillin: holy balls!

Gohan: Wow! Is that... the Spirit Bomb?

Piccilo: It's massive!

KRILLIN: Oh, my God, that thing's gigantic! It's gonna......

Logan grabbed Krillin's head and slammed him face first into the ground.

(Krillin Owned Count: 30).

Frieza punched Goka, knocking her back, but, she continued to hold her hands in the sky.

Frieza: there you are again, throwing your hands up in the air like you just don't care. Care, damn it!

She attempted to swat Goku away with her tail, only for you to grab it and slammed her against the ground a few times before tossing her away, making her be scrapped across the ground.

Piccolo: damn it, this is bad!

Gohan: mom...

Goka was climbing halfway onto shore and gasping for breath. She noticed you and Frieza fighting it out, giving her time to put her hands back up into the air. You landed a few punches on her stomach before kicking her down, causing her to land on the side of the ground near the lake.

Frieza: slithering son of a ........

As she started to get back up, she noticed a flare in the lake.

Frieza: ugh. Wh..... What... what is that glare? That's not a sun. It's not a moon and it's certainly not a space stati...... What is that?

She looked up and noticed the Spirit Bomb.

Frieza: What... is... that..... ? What is that?!

You looked up and noticed it as well as Frieza yelled over to Goka about what it was.

Frieza: you were planning on using that on me, weren't you?!

Goka: yeah...

Frieza: I don't know where you got that much power from, but it doesn't really matter now, does it?

(Y/N): says you, bitch!

You threw a punch and Frieza caught it with her hand. And used her other hand to point a death beam near your head.

Frieza: I'll deal with you first.

(Y/N): then I'll take you with me.

You said as you charged a Hyper Beam directly at her face. However, Frieza found herself getting punched away by a foot.

Frieza: What the FAAAAHH?!

Piccolo was the one who kicked her in the face, sending her far into the lake.

Goka: Piccolo, what are you doing here?

Piccolo: no talk time. Plan, now!

Goka: well, I still got the Spirit Bomb, but I still need both arms to charge it. You'll have to distract him while I gather energy.

Piccolo: oh, that's not so bad.....

Goka: for five minutes. And considering how bad he was kicking me and the lizard guy's butt... Ah, I'm sure you can handle it.

Logan:.........

Piccolo: Did you just hold a grudge?

Frieza rose back up from the water, visibly furious.

Frieza: AND I JUST KEEP GETTING REMINDED OF MY FAILURES!

Piccolo: You mean your failure at killing me or just in general?

Logan: shots fired.

Freiza growled in anger. You, Logan and Piccolo took on Frieza to stall for time.

Goka's mind: ♪Mahna Mahna. do-doo be-do-do. Mahna Mahna. do do-do do. Mahna Mahna. do-doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do I'ma chargin' my attack♪

Piccolo: oh, God, my glubok!

He got knocked down to the ground next to Goka.

Piccolo: DARN IT!

Logan: is that all? I haven't even put up a sweat.

You and Logan rushed Frieza on both sides and sent punches to the sides of her head and other parts of her body before double kicking her into a bunch of rocks. You fired multiple electric balls while Logan fired multiple powered up ki blasts at the exact spot Frieza crashed at. Frieza soon flew out of the area as smoke was surrounding and gave off an insane look.

Frieza: you know, I think I have an insta-fix for this situation: I'm going to blow you and this whole miserable planet to nothing!

She began charging a Death Ball.

Frieza: ISN'T THAT FUN?!

She started laughing manically while rising in the air, holding the Death Ball with her finger.

You and Logan charged your own attacks to try and prevent the attack from landing on the planet.

Piccolo: gah! Goka, just throw the damn thing!

Goka: can't. Not done yet.

Piccolo: what?! How?!

Goka: It's only been four minutes and fifty-eight--

A "ding" sound went off.

Goka: done!

Goka launched the Spirit Bomb at Frieza. Frieza was rising in the air while laughing madly until she stopped and forgot something...

Frieza: what?

She looked behind and noticed the Spirit Bomb.

Frieza: oh, somehow I completely forgot about that.

Spirit Bomb: om, nom, nom.

Frieza: Oh, my God.

She yelled while extending her arms out.

You and Logan flew far from the area as fast as you could.

Frieza tried to stop the Spirit Bomb with her hands, groaning while doing so, but was slowly getting pushed back.

Frieza's mind: If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake, it's that I'm dying.

She screamed as she gets pulled in into the Spirit Bomb before it exploded, causing an explosion big enough that many of the islands in the area of the blast were completely gone, replaced by an enormous crater. Krillin eventually climbed up as rock as he came out of the water.

Gohan: Krillin! You're okay!

Krillin: I think I swallowed a trout.

Gohan helped him onto shore.

Krillin: So, Gohan, think she's dead?

Gohan: Krillin, right now I'm more worried about my mom.

Krillin: who did you think I was talking about?

Gohan: "gasps" Krillin, look!

Piccolo emerged from the water.

Piccolo's mind: alright, come on you heavy bastard. No, no one actually help me, that would be a little too much.

He heaved Goka onto shore, who gasped for breath. You and Logan emerged from the water as well, coming ashore on another part of the small island you were all one.

Gohan: They're both alive!

Krillin: Neat.

Goka: Grandpa, I don't want any more baths today. I'm clean now.

Gohan and Krillin land on the island.

Gohan started running up to Goka.

Gohan: mom!

Goka: hey, Gohan.

Gohan laughed and hugged her. You let out a sigh of relief and smiled.

Logan: well, looks like we finally finished it.

(Y/N): indeed.

Logan: hey, sorry about Vegeta.

(Y/N): "sighs" it's fine. I've finally avenged her death.

Krillin: you know, I gotta admit, after what happened with Vegeta, I was pretty sure the Spirit Bomb was gonna be a dud.

Gohan: but we showed him what for!

Goka: Yeah, you could say he suffered a bad case of "Freezer burn".

Everyone started laughing until Krillin suddenly shrieked and look up in horror at Frieza was standing on top of a rock, damaged up as she had scratches on her body and the lose of her tail, having survived the Spirit Bomb.

(Y/N): ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Frieza: by the way, not dead. 'Kay, thanks, die.

She blasted Piccolo in the chest.

Piccolo: ...F**k you.

He collapsed on the ground.

Gohan walked up to Piccolo and dropped to his knees.

Gohan: No... No...!

He raised his head to the sky and screamed.

Gohan: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Krillin: whoa! For a moment there I thought that was gonna be me.

Frieza: Oh-ho-ho! You're next.

Krillin: W.... W..... Wait! What did I do to you?

Frieza: remember my tail?

Krillin: can't you take a joke?

Frieza gave an ugly stare at Krillin while Krillin gave an innocent, cute smile.

(Few Seconds Later).

Krillin was sent flying into the air as he was screaming.

Krillin: WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAA.....

He exploded to smithereens as You, Logan, Goka and Gohan watch his remains fall from the sky.

(Krillin Owned Count: 31)

Meanwhile, on earth, Mr. Popo was just staring at a certain direction for some reason for a few moments before saying:

Mr. Popo: Called it!

A/N: Pretty much.

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