A/N: You and the others finally arrive on planet namek after a long journey. However, you soon run into trouble just as you do.

Narrator: so, after seven hundred and thirty-one grueling galactic weeks of travel. Or one month if you never watched "Men in Black". Our *ahem* "heroes" have finally arrived on Planet Namek. Where the sky is green, the grass is blue, and it's boring as s**t.

(Y/N)'s mind: note to self, find a narrator who doesn't sound like an ass.

Kami's spaceship arrived on Planet Namek.

You, Bulma, Gohan and Krillin were all just glade to finally see that you all made it as the spaceship began to land on the planet of namek. Those last few stops were a pain.

Krillin: Hey, Gohan, check it out. Blue grass. What do you think their favorite kind of music is? Huh? Huh?

Gohan: R&B...?

Krillin: Huh. You're really sheltered, aren't you?

Gohan: I had to read an entire book about peach farming on the way here. You tell me.

(Y/N): well, you certainly lived a boring life.

Gohan: well, according to some of the stuff I managed to read up on you before we left, all you did was hang out at some pillar.

(Y/N): shows what you humans know. I've actually been on the ground and away from the sky pillar many times as I wanted.

You soon looked around the area you were all in for a little. As you were, you felt as if something was watching you and the others. Surprisingly enough, that was a case as there was someone peaking through one of the far away rocks as he was observing the group. You still weren't able to notice them yet.

???: bout time they all showed up.

You soon managed to see him, but you couldn't make out his appearance because of how far he was.

???: shit, looks like I just got discovered.

Before you could say anything to the others, krillin interrupted.

Krillin: well... hey! We're on Namek now! Bulma, got the Dragon Radar?

Bulma: right here! We're already picking up four Dragon Balls!

Krillin: see? Now we just have to find them, wish our friends back, and head on home!

Bulma: hey Krillin, is that a Saiyan ship?

Krillin soon looked up and saw it. You did as well.

???: "sighs" that was close.

Krillin: Huh?

Gohan: I think I sense Vegeta.

Krillin: Huh?

He asked, sounding more frightened.

(Y/N): great, now bitch tits is gonna be on the

Krillin: huh?!

Bulma: Oh, and now those four Dragon Balls are on the move.

Krillin: AAAAAAAAAAAAA......

Meanwhile.

Vegeta emerged from the crater while holding a scouter after her pod landed. She could hear screaming in the background, not knowing it was krillin's.

Krillin: .....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Vegeta: ahhh... good to be back at a hundred percent again.

As she put on his scouter, she was getting a little annoyied with the screams.

Vegeta: augh, I just got here and this planet's already annoying me.

She soon saw another space pod approaching Namek.

Vegeta: wait a minute, is that Cui's pod? Well, I better go take care of this.

She said as she began to approach the direction the pod was going to land.

Krillin: ....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

He gasped for breath as he finally finished screaming.

Gohan: Ya done, Krillin?

Krillin: Yeah... I'm good.

(Y/N): just for the record, if you needlessly scream that long again......

Frieza Soldier 1: Hey! What's that over there?

Krillin: AAAAAAAAAAAAA.....

Frieza Soldier 2: In the name of Frieza, we demand that you stop!

Krillin: ....AAAAAAHHHHH!

You decked Krillin in the head.

Krillin Owned Count: 11.

(Basically all the number of own counts on here go up by one due to this hit).

(Y/N): I warned you.

You then turned to the two soldiers.

(Y/N): you were saying.

Frieza Soldier 2: Alright, stay where you are and we'll shoot you.

Krillin: Don't you mean "Or we'll shoot you?"

Frieza Soldier 2: We know what we said!

They fired a shot at the spaceship, with Bulma jumping out of the way.

Toilet: scheiße!

Bulma managed to avoid the explosion, but the spaceship was now immobilized.

Krillin: huh. Well there goes our ship.

Bulma: what the f**king hell?!

(Y/N): you sons of bitches!

Frieza Soldier 1: Damn, man, you couldn't hit the broad side of a space barn.

Frieza Soldier 2: Yeah, well, that's only because I'm too busy hitting the broad side of your mom!

He soon got punched by Gohan.

Frieza Soldier 2: Gah! My face!

Krillin kicked the other soldier, making him collide with the soldier Gohan attacked and into a lake.

Krillin: Hah! Looks like they're all... washed up!

You and Gohan gave a a blank stare to the bald man.

Krillin: Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh... da da da da da, oh...

Krillin Owned Count: 12.

Bulma: I can't believe this... We're stranded on an alien planet... It's like "Pitch Black" only our Vin Diesel is a total bitch...

Krillin: It might be best if we get ourselves out of the open. Hey, look, a cave!

He yelled as he pointed towards the cave.

Krillin: see Bulma, isn't this nice? A nice dark, dank... cave?

The cave was heard making a roaring noise.

Bulma: who knows? Maybe here I'll finally meet a real man.

(Y/N): what about the person you guys call yamcha?

Bulma: a real man...

Gohan: hey, uh, Krillin, do you feel that?

Krillin: what? The need to pee? Well they destroyed the toilet so I guess I'll just use a bush or...

(Y/N): we better get inside the cave.

Bulma: why?

You pointed to the direction of something.

Krillin: YOU HEARD THE POKEMON, WOMAN!

You all entered the cave and waited until the a large group of soldiers flew past you all as you remained hidden.

Gohan: krillin! They have the Dragon Balls!

Krillin: yes, Gohan, I noticed.

Gohan: did you feel their power levels? They were as strong as Vegeta!

Krillin: yes, Gohan, I noticed!

Gohan: but that one guy at the front, he was like a hundred Vegetas...

Krillin: YES, GOHAN, I NOTICED! On the bright side, I no longer have to pee anymore! Lemme go change in the cave...

(Y/N): nasty.

10 Minutes Later.

Bulma: geez, took you long enough.

Krillin: we're going after those Dragon Balls.

Bulma: whoa, what?

Krillin: we may be outmatched... but we didn't come this far just to give up!

Bulma: what the heck happened in that cave?

Krillin: something I should have taken care of a month ago.

He said as he removed his hat.

Gohan: ...I don't get it.

Krillin: come on, Gohan! Bulma, stay here and call Roshi back on Earth. We may need backup. Stay close, Gohan!

(Y/N): wait, shouldn't one of us stay behind to watch her and keep her out of any trouble?

Krillin: good idea, (Y/N). You stay here and watch over bulma.

(Y/N): That's not what I meant. -_-

But, the two already dashed away.

(Y/N): assholes.

Bulma: Well, I guess I better set up camp then.

She ran inside the cave.

Bulma: OH, GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE!

Meanwhile at Kame House.

A phone was ringing until master roshi came to answer it.

Master Roshi: Kame house, where the beaches are fine and the bitches are finer! Could you speak up? I'm not wearing pants.

Moments later, roshi went to the Wukong Hospital, standing next to a nearby nurse, reporting to Goka about the current situation on Namek.

Master Roshi: and not only is Vegeta on the planet, but apparently someone else is there, even stronger than him! So in short, s**t be wack, yo!

Goka: fo' shizzle, Master Rizzle! I can't do anything until I'm fully healed though! If only there were a way...

Yajirobe: hey there, I thought I'd just drop in with these magical Senzu Beans that heal all wounds and restore your stamina.

Goka: ...If only there were a way....

Master Roshi: take the damn magical beans, Goka!

Goka: ooh! Sweet sciencey magic!

Goka ate a Senzu Bean, jumped out of the hospital bed and tore off her bandages.

Goka: naked time!

She stripped and put on her fighting gi in a flash.

Goka: all right! 'Kay guys, I'm going to Bulma's place!

Yajirobe gave Goka the remaining Senzu Beans.

Goka: by the way, takin' the beans.

Master Roshi: krillin?

Goka: krillin.

Master Roshi: but... why Bulma's?

Goka: well, I need a ship, and Bulma's dad's a scientist.

Master Roshi: ...I'm not even gonna begin to go into what is wrong with that... and just wish you good luck!

Goka: Niiiimbuuus! Later guys!

She jumped out the window.

Goka: nimbus? Nimbu.... Oh God... oh crap.... oh geezus....

She smashed into ground causing a car alarm to go on.

Goka: I'm okay...

Nimbus soon came.

Goka: oh... There he is.

Master Roshi: "sighs"

Back on Namek, You and Bulma were setting on the ground next to each other as you two were waiting for gohan and krillin to return. As you were, you were looking on in the distance from where you swore you saw someone before.

???: "sighs" stop looking in this direction. You've got bigger problems heading your way you should be worrying about.

Bulma: hey.

You soon stopped looking at the spot and looked to bulma.

(Y/N): hey.

Bulma: what are you looking at exactly?

(Y/N): It's just that I thought something is over there near the rocky area across the river over there. I don't want to risk going over there. Haft to be careful, you know?

Bulma: it's probably just some animal or whatever. Just Ignore it.

(Y/N): hm, maybe.

Bulma: besides, I was just wondering if I could talk with you for a little bit. Maybe ask you a few things.

(Y/N): hm? Well, alright.

She soon sat down next to you.

Bulma: so, what I'm curious about is, what's it like being a legendary?

(Y/N): what's it like? Well, it's sort of a big role for Pokemon like us. While we are powerful, we have very big responsibilities.

Bulma: like what?

(Y/N): well, for me, I watch over the ozone layer. Boring as it sounds, yes. But, I also have to keep an eye out for whenever a specific two get into a little fight and cause a bit of Continental destruction in their wake.

Bulma: oh yeah. I read up about those two. How exactly are they?

(Y/N): eh, they're not that much of a handful. The two usually get into fights with each others whenever they either have disagreements or argue with each other over little things.

Bulma: heh, kinda like dealing with whiny children, huh?

(Y/N): more like rowdy little brothers. They can be annoying at times, but, they're like family.

Bulma: hm, so kinda like everyone elses lives.

(Y/N): yep. After a while, anyway.

Bulma giggled a bit as you gave a little smile. Off somewhere else far from the spot, two mysterious beings, unrelated to the one that was watching you from the rocks.

(I don't really see why I covered their upper bodies, everyone here already knows who they are).

??? (1): looks like the'res only two of them this time.

??? (2): then hows about we give the two a little warm welcome.

Meanwhile.

Cui was standing in his spot as Vegeta arrived. He had been tracking her with his scouter.

Cui: Hello there, Vegeta. Fancy meeting you here.

Vegeta: So you followed me? Sure took your sweet time.

Cui: Well, I could have gotten here sooner, but I stopped on my way to plow YOUR mother!

Vegeta: ...My mother's dead.

Cui: I know!

Vegeta: ...you know, I'm having trouble remembering, Cui. What's your power level?

Cui: ha! You would forget! 18,000. Same as yours, Vegeta.

Vegeta: funny that. See, I just read my Official Saiyan Handbook....

She held up said book and started reading a page.

Vegeta: ...and it says right here "When a Saiyan is beaten to near death, their power level increases immensely."

Cui: well I don't see what that has to do with anything...

Vegeta: and while I was down on Earth, oh man, I got destroyed!

Cui: ha ha ha! You... What?

Vegeta: yep. All by a low level warrior, her half-breed son, a midget, an obese man with a sword, and some snake dragon thing that turned into a man. I lost outright.

Cui: why are you telling me this? You never tell anyone this!

Vegeta: easy. Because I know you'll never tell anybody, Cui.

Cui was bewildered.

Cui: but... But I hate you! Why would I....

He soon got blown up by Vegeta.

Cui: WAAAAAH!

Vegeta: god, I love therapy.

Elsewhere, Zarbon's scouter got destroyed by detecting Vegeta's power level.

Zarbon: oh my, I seem to have gone off prematurely.

Dodoria: well, hell. Looks like Vegeta just took out Cui. Poor fish-faced bastard.

Zarbon: wait, which one was Cui?

Dodoria: you remember. Purple guy, hated Vegeta.

Zarbon: gonna have to be a little more specific.

Dodoria: reproduced asexually.

Zarbon: oh, him. Ew! You know I wouldn't have minded so much if he wasn't all up in my face about it. I can only swallow so much.

Frieza: will you two pay attention? These innocent bumpkins won't slaughter themselves.

She said showing off the group of namekians.

Zarbon: well you might be able to find a way to make them.

Frieza: oooh! That'd be fun! Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!

Narrator: while (Y/N) and Bulma are being watched by two unknown strangers, a new evil has revealed its face. Who are these mysterious enemies?

Gohan and Krillin were surveying the situation on top of a ridge)

Narrator: And do Gohan and Krillin stand a chance? The answer to these questions will be revealed... right now! Zarbon, Dodoria, Frieza, and..... ohhh my, no!

Krillin: Wait, what....

A/N: troubles all around on namek.