A/N: while Logan fought and killed Zarbon, Vegeta simply took advantage of a certain moment in your fight, took the Dragon Ball and left.

You and Logan were facing towards Vegeta and Zarbon. With you against Vegeta and Logan against Zarbon.

Vegeta: you made a big mistake attacking me.

(Y/N): you made a bigger mistake by trying to follow us.

Vegeta: shouldn't have something I'm looking for then.

(Y/N): well that's just too bad then.

You and Vegeta soon charged at each other, with you being the one pushing Vegeta back.

Monster Zarbon: you're making a big mistake getting in the way of my affairs.

Logan: hey, you're the one who made the mistake of following the Saiyan chick and trying to take our Dragon Ball.

Monster Zarbon: not my fault my boss is a total commanding bitch!

Logan: not my problem.

Zarbon growled as he threw a punch at Logan, who caught the fist in his hand.

Monster Zarbon: ?!

Logan: oh, were you trying to hit me? Here, let me try.

Logan threw a punch at Zarbon's face and sent him flying. He then charged at Zarbon and started to pummel him. You and Vegeta were trading a few blows with one another. But, Vegeta had to be careful as you were still stronger than she was.

(Y/N): you were talking big, yet, you're doing a bit more dodging of my hits rather than just throwing your own punches.

Vegeta: I'm just getting you at the right moment to do this.

(Y/N): what?

Vegeta: THIS!

She tossed a ki blast on the ground and covered the area in dust, covering You, Krillin and Bulma's sight.

Krillin: AH! I GOT DUST IN MY EYES AND IN MY MOUTH!!!!

BULMA: I'VE GOT SOME IN MY HAIR!!!!!!!!

Vegeta took advantage of this as she ran over to krillin, with you having felt something smack your butt as she did.

(Y/N): who touched my ass?!

Vegeta snatched the Dragon Ball from Krillin's hands and took off.

Vegeta's mind: I got it. But why the hell did I do that!

Ghost Nappa: because you're freaky that way.

Vegeta: shut up, Ghost of Nappa!

Zarbon soon got back up form the beating he got from Logan.

Logan: what's wrong? I thought you were far more better than this.

Monster Zarbon: grrrrrr! Why you!

He charged at Logan and tried to slash him. But, Zarbon was met with a hold being punched into his body.

Monster Zarbon: w.....w.....what?

Logan: in all fairness here, this ones on you. You basically ran into it.

Monster Zarbon: you....

He put both hands on Logan's heads and tried to crush it, much to your confusion.

Logan: don't think you'll be getting much while you're in current pain.

Zarbon kept trying, much to Logan's annoyance and so was blasted through the body and was sent flying into water, where Zarbon's now dead body sunk into the water.

(Y/N): ah fuck this.

You used the twister attack from your tail to suck up the dust and blow it all away.

With the dust had finally cleared, You, Bulma and Krillin could finally see clearly again.

Krillin: ugh. Thanks. Now I can finally see the.....

He saw the dragon ball was gone from his hands.

Krillin: oh........

Bulma: well, congratulations. You've single-handedly doomed us all.

Krillin: I had freaking dust in my eyes. And I didn't see you do anything.

Bulma: what exactly did you expect me to do?

Krillin: Well I dunno, maybe you could've bitched at her, how 'bout that? That's all you appear to be good for these days! Huh? Used your bitch-fu on her? "Bulma, the Mistress of Bitching", that's what they should call you...

(Y/N) & Logan: -_-

(Meanwhile).

Gohan was heading back to the others with the Dragon Ball he found right at the same moment Vegeta was flying with the Dragon Ball she took. Both of which were singing a song from Queen in their heads.

Vegeta & Gohan: ♪Don't stop me now, having such a good time. I'm holdin' this ball. Don't stop me now...♪

They both sensed each other and stopped singing.

Vegeta & Gohan: what the...?!

Gohan's mind: That's Vegeta... Uh, I know!

He flew down and hid behind a cliff.

Gohan's mind: If I just hide here and lower my power level, she shouldn't find me!

Vegeta: okay, what the hell is going on? I know I just sensed something down there.

Gohan's mind: good! Now just go on and...

Vegeta: hey! Show yourself before I turn this place into a barren wasteland! So basically the same, only on fire.

Gohan's mind: Crapbaskets!

Vegeta began charging a ki blast.

Vegeta: Three... Two... One...

She got ready to blast the area before gohan popped his head up.

Gohan: hi! Um... hello... Ms. Vegeta... ma'me.

Vegeta: oh, well if it isn't Moe Howard.

Gohan: how do you even...

Vegeta: space hulu.

Gohan: figures.

Vegeta: so what are you doing here?

Gohan: oh, you know, just... flying around.

Vegeta: flying around?

Gohan: flying around.

Vegeta: thwarting my plans?

Gohan: thwarting your plans?

Vegeta: are you?

Gohan: no.

Vegeta: good, 'cause that'd be bad.

Gohan: how bad?

Vegeta: I'd have to kill you.

Gohan: that's bad.

Vegeta: indeed.

She noticed Gohan holding the Dragon Radar, which she mistook for a watch.

Vegeta: stupid-looking watch you got there.

Gohan: yes... it tells time... and nothing else.

He said while hiding the radar.

Vegeta: well, yeah, that's what a watch DOES. ...Dumbass.

She said while rolling her eyes a bit.

Gohan: so, uh, can I... help you?

Vegeta: no... but maybe I can help you.

She said while awkwardly put her hand on Gohan's face.

Gohan: uh... I need an adult...

Vegeta: I am an adult.

She then kneed Gohan in the stomach, causing him to fall over while holding his stomach in pain.

Gohan: UNNGH!

Vegeta: by the way, I only hit you because I have pent-up aggression against your mother. Take that.

The saiyan then flew away.

Gohan's mind don't... stop me now... I don't... wanna... stop at... allllll...

He stumbled and fell off the cliff. Back with Krillin, who was continuing his rant on Bulma.

Krillin: ...Seriously, five ancient sages of Bitchdom all gathered together one day on the peaks of Mount Bitch to proclaim your birth! And a hundred years later, when all the bitch stars had aligned, you were born and made everybody's life around you a living hell, because YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH! Uhh...

Bulma: ya done?

Krillin: yeah... yeah, I guess.

Bulma: Good.

(Y/N): thank fucking god.

Bulma then hit Krillin.

Krillin: ow!

Gohan soon arrived with the Dragon Ball.

Gohan: guys!

Krillin: Gohan!

Gohan: you guys, I think we should find a new location.

Logan: wait, wha?

Krillin: why? What's wrong with this place?

Gohan: because we have 10 minutes before Vegeta finds out that I just stole this.

Krillin gave off terrified, high-pitched whimpering noises as Gohan smiled sweetly.

(Y/N): this day is just choosing to get more shitty.

At the village Vegeta visited where she killed the Namekians, she jumped inside the lake to retrieve the last Dragon Ball she took.

Vegeta's mind: god, I love it when a plan comes together! Took some time, effort, and lots of bodies, but now it's mine. Immortality is my bitch! Now, it should be right here.... riiight here.

She searched around for the Dragon Ball, but, she couldn't find it.

Vegeta's mind: where the hell is it? It couldn't have gone anywhere.

She then closed her eyes.

Alright, I'm going to close my eyes, and when I open them up, it's going to be right here...

She opened her eyes again.

Vegeta's mind: it's not here. Why isn't it here!? I don't get it! Who could have.....!

She remembered that Gohan was near the place where she hid the Dragon Ball.

Vegeta's mind: the kid! But... how could he have found it!? He would... Wait!

She then remembered Gohan holding the Dragon Radar, which she of course mistook for a watch.

Vegeta's mind: That watch... That watch was no watch at all! It was some kind of Dragon Ball locator. Which means... Which means...

She thought as she clenched her fists. Ghost Nappa then appeared.

Ghoat Nappa: he tooook the Dragon Ball.

Vegeta burst out of the water and blasted off into the distance after Gohan. With a Bloodshot look in her eyes.

Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...!

You, Logan, Gohan and Krillin flying in the sky to a different location. You then started to hear Vegeta's scream.

(Y/N): huh?

Gohan: uh, Krillin. do you hear that?

Krillin: I feel that.

At Frieza's ship, she could hear Vegeta's scream.

Frieza: what the devil is that noise?

With Goka, in her ship, still flying through space to Namek, she was going through the fridge before taking out a sports drink.

Goka: ahh, time for a delicious sports dri.....

She soon heard Vegeta's scream.

Goka: huh? What the heck is that?

On Earth's Check-In Station in the afterlife, King Yemma was flipping through his book.

King Yemma: Purgatory... Hell...

He soon heard Vegeta's scream as well.

King Yemma: Denise? Denise, do you hear that? Oh, God, is that my wife? LEAVE ME ALONE!!! YOU ALREADY TOOK THE KIDS; WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

TimeSkip to 20 years later in a ruined future in an alternate timeline. A Purple haired boy with small green horns and a tail was in a room with what looked to be an older version of bulma.

Trunks: alright, bulma. Once that time machine is done, I can go back into the past, to save Goka, and my mother.....

He soon heard Vegeta's scream.

Trunks: Mommy?

You and the Others found a new hiding place from Vegeta.

Krillin: alright, I don't think Vegeta will find us here. Gohan, I need to get you to Guru's.

Gohan: what? Why?

Krillin: so the old man can touch you and pull things out of you that you never knew you had.

(Y/N):............

Logan: that came out so wrong.

Gohan: ...I need an adult?

Krillin: I am an adult.

Bulma: Oh, no! No, no, NO! I am not letting you abandon me here again! Those bitches on Lifetime might put up with it, but not me!

Krillin: Bulma, you're right. You have been very helpful and very patient with us. So in return... we're letting you watch the Dragon Ball.

(Y/N): I'm not leaving Bulma here.

Krillin: no please, I really need you with us on this just in case Vegeta finds us out there.

Logan: we're not gonna take orders.

Krillin: please?

Logan: it will take more than that.

Krillin: please?

(Y/N): Krillin, we're...........

Krillin: PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

(Y/N): ALRIGHT ALREADY, WE'LL GO!!!!!!

Krillin: woohoo. Let's go!

He and Gohan took off, with You and Logan following behind.

Bulma: I WILL KILL YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP!!!

Meanwhile at Frieza's ship, she was in her room, thinking to herself.

Frieza's mind: as soon as the Ginyu Force arrives, all of my problems will officially be over. Soon, immortality will be mine and the entire universe will be under my foot. I wonder what I should do first? I guess I should start with what I WON'T do when I become immortal: Die!

Acai: Lady Frieza, the Ginyu Force is scheduled to arrive in five minutes.

Frieza: Thank you, Acai.

Acai: also, after rising concerns with our personnel... exploding, we decided to form a union!

Frieza: ...adorable.

She fired an eye blast at Acai, killing him.

Acai: RRRAAGGGH!!!

Frieza's mind: oh! First thing I'm going to do is go up to Cooler and slap him right in his smug, prick face!

Back with You and the others, you were drawing close to Guru's place as Gohan noticed it in the distance.

Gohan: hey, Krillin!

Krillin: that's it! We're going to make it. We're finally gonna...

He soon heard Vegeta's scream and stopped flying.

Krillin: ...die. We are going to die.

Gohan: Krillin, what is that?

Logan: is it Vegeta?

Krillin: pure rage, Gohan. Pure rage.

(Y/N): that does appear to sound like Vegeta.

Gohan: what do we do?

Krillin: run, Gohan. Run as fast as you can!

Gohan: But I.....

Krillin: DO AS I SAY, FOR I AM THE HEAVENLY BUDDHA!

Logan: you're a little short on that department.

Gohan: ...What... ?

Krillin: Just go!

Gohan flew away to Guru's house as You and Logan had to unfortunately stay behind.

(at Guru's place).

Nail: Guru, sir, we have another traveler from Earth.

Guru: oh, tell me you didn't let him inside.

Gohan: hello, Mr. Guru.

Guru: oh, goddammit!

Gohan: mr. Guru, sir, my friend Krillin told me that you could help us by... touching me.

Guru: do I look Catholic to you?

Nail: sir, I think he means he wants you to release his hidden potential.

Gohan: yeah, that.

Guru: fine, stand still.

He placed his hand on Gohan's head.

Guru: It's your first time, so I'll be gentle. Now relax as I reach deep inside you and grab hold of your essence.

Gohan: I... need an adult?

Guru: I AM AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....

He yelled while unlocking Gohan's hidden potential.

(Back to You, Logan and Krillin).

Krillin's mind: huh, that's odd. I don't feel anything anymore. Wonder if we lost him?

Vegeta dashed past the 3 of you and stopped in midair. Her eyes were bloodshot as she had gone crazy from her blind rage.

Vegeta: I am here for it...

Krillin: for what?

Vegeta: Dragon... Ball. I... need... that Dragon Ball. Give it to me. The one you took. I need my wish...

(Y/N): uh, are you okay exactly? 0_0

Ghost Nappa: I think your rage broke, Vegeta.

Vegeta: SHUT UP, GHOST OF NAPPA!!!

Logan: uhhhh

Vegeta: I'M NOT CRAZY! YOU'RE CARZY! ESPECIALLY YOU, NAPPA!

Ghsot Nappa: eeeeey.

Krillin: Who are you talking to?

Vegeta: Dragon Ball! Hand now, please.

Krillin: um, we don't... really... have it.

A blood vessel bursts in Vegeta's right eye, making it turn red.

Vegeta: no...

Krillin: what?

Vegeta: noo...

She said with blood dripping from her eye.

Krillin: uh...

She slowly started approaching Krillin with both her eyes now bloodshot red.

Vegeta: noooo...

You and Logan got into a battle stance while Krillin whimpered in fear. However, Vegeta then suddenly felt Guru powering up Gohan and snapped out of it.

Vegeta: huh, wait, what? Where am I? Why are you all here? Where's Nappa?

(Y/N): am I even suppose to know who that is?

Krillin: didn't you kill him?

Vegeta: Yes. Of course I did. He's dead... forever.

Krillin: So, uh....

Vegeta: Where's that immense power coming from?

Krillin: oh, that's probably Gohan over in the hut with the creator of the Dragon Balls is. You know, the guy who can unlock your potential by putting his hand on top of your head. Oh, God, I cannot shut up when I am scared...

(Y/N) & Logan: KRILLIN, YOU RETARD!!!!!

Vegeta: interesting. I'm gonna pay him a... What do you call it?

Krillin: a visit?

Vegeta: beating! That's it. I'm gonna go pay him a beating.

Krillin: awww! Crapbaskets.

Vegeta flew off and landed in front of Guru's house.

Nail: hello? Can I... help you with something?

Vegeta: yeah, the first thing you can do is go die, save me the trouble.

Nail: ooh! Ooh! Is this really happening? 'Cause I really hope it is.

Vegeta: trust me, you don't want any of what I am now.

Nail: then come on, bring on all four feet of you. Or should I count your stupid hair?

Vegeta: pretty big talk coming from a bipedal slug.

Nail: big talk coming from a bipedal bitch.

Vegeta: oh, I gotta admit, you are the best challenge I've gotten out of your people yet... Then again, I have to compare you to are those villagers I slaughtered.

Nail: oh, you are DEAD!

Guru: naaaaaail! Stop making out with your bitchy girlfriend! I can hear it from here! It sounds like:

He started making gagging and slurping noises.

Nail: thank you, Lord Guru!

He said sarcastically.

Vegeta: I'm not here for any of you idiots anyway. I'm here for the old man.

Gohan soon walked out of Guru's place.

Gohan: oh no, you don't! With this power-up, I'm now as strong as you were when we fought on Earth.

Vegeta: congratulations! You're still weaker than the last three guys I killed.

Gohan: wow... I now know what it's like to feel like Krillin.

Krillin: sucks, doesn't it?

Vegeta: look, it doesn't matter how strong you get, kid. Besides Frieza, I'm the strongest thing on this planet! Bar none.

(Y/N): yeah, you wish.

Vegeta: I will easily kill you and the weakling next to you right now.

Logan: all talk and no action woman. Stop lying to yourself.

Guru: hey! Just thought I would inform you all. I detect several high power levels coming towards the planet.

Vegeta: what? Several high power levels?

Guru: there are five of them in total.

Vegeta: five of them!?

Guru: and they're all incredibly flamboyant!

Vegeta: oh, God, it's them!

Logan: them who?

Vegeta: we're doomed... Don't you understand? We're all going to die here!

Krillin: who? Who is it?

Vegeta: It's... the Ginyu Force...

The Ginyu Force's space pods arrived on Planet Namek, producing a huge explosion when they landed.

Ginyu Force: we're heeeeere...

Jeice: ...mates.

(Meanwhile in Goka's ship).

Goka was wearing boxer shorts with a towel around her neck opening a refrigerator.

Goka: whew! Alrighty! Time for a post-workout drink.

She takes out a beer.

Goka: nah, it's too early to get drunk.

She put the beer back and held up a Powerthirst energy drink.

Goka: nah, energy drinks just don't do it for me anymore.

She put the sports drink back and took out a bottle of peanuts.

Goka: I can't drink these! These are nuts!

She put the peanuts back and held up a Team Four Star Soda.

Goka: oooh, what's this? It looks delicious! And it's high in calcium!

Goka & Singers: Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Team Four Star soda!

A/N: nothing but one big commercial.