A/N: with Cella having absorbed 17 and now only requiring 18 to reach full perfection.

Krillin was flying in the sky looking for Bulma's plane.

Krillin: huh?

He saw a twinkle in the distance.

Krillin: oh, hey! It's Bulma! HEY, BULMA!

From inside the plane, Baby Trunks started babbling incoherently, catching Bulma's attention.

Bulma: huh? What is it, Trunks?

Baby Trunks pointed forward, trying to say something.

Krillin: Bulma!

Baby Trunks: Krillin! Krillin!

Bulma: whatcha pointing at, little guy?

She said as she didn't notice Krillin approaching the plane.

Krillin: ...Bulma?

Bulma finally noticed.

Bulma: huh?

Krillin: BULMA, STOP THE....

Krillin hit the windshield of Bulma's plane and groaned.

Bulma: OH, MY GOD!!!

Krillin: found ya...

(Krillin Owned Count: 35).

(Meanwhile, at the Islands).

Cella, having just achieved her Semi-Perfect Form, was standing there as her body was crackling with electricity.

Android 16: come with me if you want to live.

He started running toward 18.

Android 18: did you just.....?

16 grabbed Android 18's arm and tried to make a run for it, but Cella flew ahead of them and blocked their path. 16 lightly pushed 18 behind him as Cella walked up to the ocean and looked at her reflection before speaking in a much different voice.

Semi-Perfect Cella: hmm... So this is what lips feel like...

she began playing with her new lips by making blubbering sounds, then chuckled.

Semi-Perfect Cella: oh, that's fun!

She started making motor-boating sounds with her mouth until Android 16 punched her flatly in the face, which did nothing. Cella responded by making a muffled motor-boating sound and then blasted 16 with a close-range Big Bang Attack, sending him flying.

Android 16: AGGGGGGGH!

Android 18: 16! Are you okay?!

16 got up as a part of his head was completely destroyed from Cella's attack.

Android 16: my cranial structure has received serious damage. How are you?

He asked before his head sparked.

Semi-Perfect Cella: I'd concern yourself less with him and start focusing on what's important...

She then gestured to herself.

Semi-Perfect Cella: Me...

Android 18: You! Give me back my sister, you fish-lipped bitch!

Semi-Perfect Cella: now, now, being hurtful isn't going to bring her back.

Android 18: you're a monster!

Semi-Perfect Cella: and she was delicious!

Android 18: and you honestly think I'd let you do the same to me?

Semi-Perfect Cella: to be honest, your compliance isn't a factor.

Android 18: well, then...

She held her hand over her chest.

Android 18: I'll just have to do this!

The was a pause.

Semi-Perfect Cella: ...give yourself a boob exam?

Android 18: no. Explode my bomb.

Semi-Perfect Cella: in your boob?

She asked as she looked in confusion.

Android 18: no, in my chest.....

Semi-Perfect Cella: Booby bomb!

She said, sounding very amused.

Android 18: I'm serious!

Semi-Perfect Cella: okay, okay. But before we do something we're all going to regret... let's see what our sister thinks.

Android 18: w.... what?

An image of 17 appeared above Cella.

Android 17: yo, shiggy-diggy, what's up, my sizzle?

18 stared in disbelief.

Android 18: oh, my God...

Android 17: yo, don't blow your tits, sis, that's whack! You gotta chill yourself before you kill yourself!

Android 18: this can't actually be real.

Android 17: oh, it's real. And it's happenin'! So what you need to do is calm down, and get all up in Cella! It's downright tubular in here! We got candy and puppies and.....

Android 18: you know absolutely nothing about us, do you?

The image of Android 17 disappeared.

Semi-Perfect Cella: okay, to be fair, I just met you.

Android 18: this isn't a game!

Semi-Perfect Cella: oh, but it is! All you have to do is kill yourself before I catch you! It's like tag... for keeps. And now with both Piccolo and 16 out of the way... we can play.

She began to advance toward 18, who tightly clutched her chest.

Frostwing: hold it!

Cella soon turned her attention to Frostwing, who had finally arrived at the islands. As Frostwing looked down, he was surprised by Cella's new look.

Frostwing: wow, did not expect her to have that kind of result just from absorbing one Android.

Semi-Perfect Cella: well, if it isn't the boy I ran into before meeting my dear sisters. So then, cutie, what do you think of my new look as I draw ever so closer to perfection?

Frostwing: .......why do you have big lips?

Semi-Perfect Cella: .......that's seriously all you have about it?

Frostwing: I mean, it's kinda the most noticeable I've seen on you aside from the different shape of your head and your breasts size having gotten slightly larger.

Semi-Perfect Cella: hm....... well, we'll see if that'll be the case once I've absorbed 18 and gained my perfect form.

Before Frostwing could have a say in that, Tien soon appeared on the battlefield.

Tien: NOT YET!

Semi-Perfect Cella: huh?

She soon chuckled when she saw it was Tien.

Semi-Perfect Cella: oh, my God! It's Tien! What, was Krillin busy?

Tien angrily clasped both his hands together. The semi-perfect being looked up at him as he did.

Semi-Perfect Cella: come on, buddy, you can't be serious. With your power level? You're no Android, you're no Namekian, and you're certainly no Super Saiyan! You're just human.

Tien: yeah?

He put his hands together by the tips of his fingers, forming a triangle in the center.

Tien: well, you know what? F**k power levels!

The "triangle" zoomed on Semi-Perfect Cella.

Tien: F**k Super Saiyans! AND F**K YOU!

The "triangle" locked on to his adversary.

Tien: SHIN-KIKOHOU!

He yelled before firing a Neo Tri-Beam at the synthetic serpent.

Semi-Perfect Cella: oh, that's adora...

She got hit by the blast.

Semi-Perfect Cella: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

The force of the blast threw Android 18 to the ground. A crater in a shape of a square being formed on the ground from Tien's attack.

Frostwing: damn. O_O

Tien soon looked to 18 and yelled to her.

Tien: YOU!!!

Android 18: huh?

Tien: BLOW YOURSELF UP OR LEAVE; I DON'T CARE WHICH!!!

Android 18: yeah, okay.

She said as she quickly stammered. As she did, Cella started flying out of the hole.

Semi-Perfect Cella: UPSTART! TRICLOPS! BITCH!

Tien: KIKOHOU!

He blasted Cella back down into the hole with another Neo Tri-Beam.

Semi-Perfect Cella: GODDAM........!

She blubbered incoherently.

Android 18: come on, 16, we have to go!

Android 16: where is 17?

Android 18: she's gone, buddy.

Android 16: what is sad... I am sad...

Android 18: we both are.

Tien was repeatedly blasting the Bio-Android down into the crater, who was trying to fly out.

Semi-Perfect Cella: stop it! STOP IT! ANGRYYYYYYY!!!

Tien: KI! KO! HOOOOOOOOU!

(Meanwhile, at Kame House).

Chiaotzu walked outside as he

Chiaotzu: Tien...

Master Roshi: jeez, I think I can hear that...

He said as Tien and Cella's voices could be heard from a far distance.

Tien: KIKOHOU!

Semi-Perfect Cella: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

(cut to The Lookout)

Goka: oh, boy...

Gohan: is that...Tenshinhan?!

Goka: yeah. And he is nettled. Super-nettled.

Gohan: uh...

Mr. Popo: he's gonna die.

Goka: probably...

As somewhat of a surprise to you, Logan and Frieza arrived at the Lookout.

(Y/N): I didn't expect you two to be here yet.

Logan: we were gonna come later. However, Once I found out that the Androids were on Roshi's Island while I was asleep, no thanks to Frieza for not waking me up, I thought it would be best to head here. Especially since Cella's energy seems a lot large this time around.

Frieza: no sure why you expected me to. -_-

(Y/N): well, better sooner than later I guess. Vegeta and Trunks have yet to come out of the Hyperbolic time Chamber yet.

Logan: Hyperbolic wh....

Mr. Popo: we're not doing this again.............

Kyogre and Groudon were soon whispering to each other regarding Frieza.

Groudon: what the hell's up with the lizard girl?

Kyogre: I don't know, but, she looks like a walking piece of sperm.

Back on the battlefield, Tien continued to barrage Cella with Neo Tri-Beams.

Tien: KIKOHOU!

He began to slow down.

Tien: KIKOHOU!

He soon shouted very slowly, a sign of exhaustion.

Tien: KI! KO! HOU!

He soon stopped firing Neo Tri-Beams and there was a moment of silence.

Frostwing: well........ uh................. I think I can definitely say you got her and this point.

Cella soon spoke from inside the crater while panting.

Semi-Perfect Cella: are ya done?! Because I'm coming out... and I swear to God, if you do that again... I will be SO FREAKING NETTLED!

Frostwing: oh..... never mind, she's still kicking, surprisingly.

Cella started flying out of the crater before Tien calmly spoke

Tien: Kikohou.

Semi-Perfect Cella: AWW, DAMN IT!!!

The Bio-Android was slammed into another crater by another Neo Tri-Beam.

(At Kame House)

Yamcha: he's really going all-out...

Chiaotzu: his body won't last long... The Kikohou just takes too much energy!

YAMCHA: yeah, didn't he do that when you, uh...? When you...?

Chiaotzu: died, yes... Jesus, we've literally all done it!

ChiChi: I haven't.

Chiaotzu: give it some time, you're hanging with the right crowd.

Yamcha: what should we even do now? I feel so helpless...!

Master Roshi: listen! Sometimes you gotta know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em. And right now, it's foldin' time...Pig! Grab M'Dick!

Oolong: please tell me you mean the submarine!

Master Roshi: heh!

Back to the battlefield, Tien was completely warn out at this point.

Tien's mind: huh... Not dead yet. That's weir.... ahh, there we go...

He dropped down from the sky, but was caught by Frostwing, who then set him down onto the ground as an enraged Cella started emerged from the crater.

Semi-Perfect Cella: You know, if you want my personal opinion, Kikohou is a pretty sad choice of last words. But to be fair, it's far from the worst decision you've made today.

She said as she prepared to kill Tien with a Big Bang Attack.

Tien: Kiko-f**k yourself...!

Semi-Perfect Cella: aw, see? That's the spirit.

Frostwing: you're not spilling anymore blood.

Semi-Perfect Cella: really making this only slightly hard. But, I won't hesitate on having to hurt you as well if you keep wising to get in my way.

Frostwing glared as he charged his own attack.

(At The Lookout)

Mr. Popo: HE DEAD!

Gohan: no! We can't just let him die like this!

He looked to Goka.

Gohan: you gotta save him!

Goka: aw come on, the Frosting guy is there with him.

Logan: Frostwing. -_-

Goka: plus, there's no way I could move fast enough to grab him, get out, and....

There was a pause for a moment... and then she disappeared using Instant Transmission with a popping sound.

Gohan: ...did she just remember he can do that?

Mr. Popo: your mother's an idiot.

Back on the battlefield, the popping sound was heard and both Frostwing and Cella's eyes grow wide in surprise.

Semi-Perfect Cella: huh? Goka?

Frostwing: Goka?

Goka: hey, sorry, I just-I'm just here for my buddy! I'll be gone in a second! Let you get back to your business.

Semi-Perfect Cella: Hold on, what??

Goka: oh hey, Piccolo's alive, too!

She said as Piccolo washed up on the side of the island and gurgling.

Goka: ooh, little water-logged there, buddy?

She ran up to Piccolo.

Semi-Perfect Cella: I blew a hole in him! How durable is he? ...How durable am I?? Questions for later...

Goka grabbed Piccolo and Tien.

Goka: okay, I'm about done here! I'll leave it to you for now, Frosting. See you tomorrow! Oh, and, uh, by the way, Cella?

Her voice then went from her usual cheery one to a more darker one.

Goka: ...You're gonna die.

She soon disappeared with Piccolo and Tien while making the same popping sound from before.

Frostwing:.............................. Frosting?

Cella looked completely perplexed and surprised.

Semi-Perfect Cella: Huh? What.....? How.....?? Why....??? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!

Frostwing: well, you can ask them later. For now, I'm not letting you get to Android 18.

Frostwing charged at her. However, Cella put both hands in front of her face.

Semi-Perfect Cella: Solar Flare!

Frostwing was blinded by the bright light of the Solar Flare. This gave Cella the chance she needed to take her leave and continued on her way for 18.

Frostwing: ah, god damn it. So damn bright!

Meanwhile, with Krillin and Bulma.

Bulma: and you're sure you're okay?

Krillin: Bulma, you know what I've been hit by... I'm fine! Now, you got the detonator?

Bulma: yeah, right here!

She handed Krillin the remote.

Bulma: now listen, its signal is weak, so you'll have to be within ten meters of the Androids.

Krillin: so what you're saying is I have to get close...

Bulma: eh, thirty feet isn't THAT close...

Krillin: oh, I'm gonna get all up in that.

Bulma: well, you could use some protection, then.

Krillin: pardon?

Bulma: I made you all battle-suits, like Vegeta's!

Krillin: oh! Well, thanks, but I probably won't need it. I'm pretty good about pulling out before I get into trouble. Besides, I tried one on Namek, but I got a huge hole in it.

Bulma: ...okay, then! I'll just hand them out to everyone else. See you later!

Krillin: thanks, Bulma!

Bulma took off.

Krillin: huh. This, uh...this remote's a lot heavier than I expected.... Huh...

(At The Lookout).

Gohan: are you two okay?

Tien: yeah. We may not have Dragon Balls, but I guess Senzu Beans are a close second.

Goka: It's a good thing I showed up when I did. Cella was about to 69 ya!

Gohan: 86, Mom. 86.

Goka: I'm not good with numbers.

Piccolo: I'll admit, that was pretty ballsy, but all you did was stall her! Now she's alone to hunt down Android 18, and we don't have anyone with the strength to stop her. And I doubt the guy you left her with can get the job done.

Goka: huh?

Mr. Popo: Your worthless maggot friends are coming out!

Gohan: or do we?!

Goka: no, Gohan, we haven't gone in yet.

Piccolo: ...wow. Really, Goka?

(Y/N): really didn't expect you to play that card.

The door of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber opened up with Trunks walking out along with Vegeta, with both of their clothes being tattered.

Goka: hey, Trunks! Wow, neat hair!

Trunks' mind: oh, my God. First piece of positive reinforcement in over a year! Respond appropriately!

Trunks: thank you, I grew it myself.

Trunks' mind: DAMN IT!

Goka: huh. That's funny.

Trunks' mind: ...roll with it.

Goka: and hey, Vegeta! Wow, you guys sure got strong, huh?

Vegeta: that's right, Kakarrot. And you wouldn't believe just how much. You see, while I was training in the depths of the Hyperbolic Time Cnd through all of that, I have ascended! That's right, I have reached a new level! Do you hear me, Kakarrot? I am finally stronger than you!

Goka: neat!

Vegeta: F**K YOU!

A/N: with great power, come vegeta's ability to fuck up due to being too cocky because of said power.