A/N: while the Elder Kai is initially trying to give Gohan a special ability he knows, the boys finally succeed in getting fusion down after some less than successful attempts.

Goka and the others were looking over at the strange old man for a little while in complete silence before Shin finally decided to say something to him.

Shin: uh..... can we help you old...... um..... who are you exactly?

???: oh, who? Me? I'm just a kai. About..... 14, or is it 15? Yes! 15 generations ago from here!

Shin & Kibito: WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Goka and Gohan merely looked to one another in confusion of this.

Kibito: y.... you're the Great Lord Kaioshin?!

Elder Kai: yeah, but you can just call me Elder Kai for short. I should really thank you all for releasing from my long imprisonment from the sword. Seriously, it was so cramped in there that had my nuts rubbed up against each other any longer it might have started a freaking fire.

Gohan:....... Okay?

Goka: how exactly did you get sealed up in that sword anyway?

Elder Kai: oh, you have no idea how much I appreciate you asking that question. See, it was about roughly 75 Million years ago. Me and this one person, who was a major cranky bitch by the way, had a meeting with each other. One thing led to another, they were just intimidated by just how good-looking and overall fearsome I was and the freaking short-tempered bitch sealed me away inside the Z-Sword.

He said as he technically wasn't wrong, but some parts of his tail did have him speaking as if he was likely making it up.

Goka: hey Gohan, maybe we could put this guy to the test to see how strong he might be!

Gohan: uh..... I don't really know about that, Mom.

Goka: oh come on, it'll be fun.

Goka said as she lifted up her hand and charged a light ki blast towards the Elder Kai before directly firing it at him.

Elder Kai: wait, what the hel.....?!

Everyone quickly looked in shock as Elder Kai was sent knocking back with a head covered in smoke from the blast.

Shin: oh no! Great Elder Kai!

Shin and Kibito ran up to Elder Kai as they tried to check if he was still alive while also trying blow out the smoke from his face.

Kibito: are you alright!

Shin: please be alive!

Elder Kai soon opened his eyes.

Elder Kai: ugh......

He quickly jumped up and yelled at the top of his lounge as Goka for what she did.

Elder Kai: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM; YOU STUPID, F**KING, RETARDED BITCH?! WERE YOU DROP ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WERE A KID? ARE YOU A STUPID AUSTIC INBRED CHILD OR SOMETHING?!

Goka: man, for someone who's suppose to be such a big deal, he's honestly petty rude.

Elder Kai: I wasn't feared for my power you know! It was because of the ability I had!

Goka: wait, really? What is it? Tell me, tell me, tell me!

Elder Kai: yeah, I don't think I will after you literally just blasted me right in the face!

Goka: hmmmmm, well, what if I were to offer you some dirty books that Roshi keeps stashed under his bed? Then would you tell us?

Gohan: MOM! REALLY?!

Shin: Goka, do you have any ounce of shame or respect at all?!

Elder Kai: oh please. I don't need to see any book! Not with such godly eyes like mine! Hell, I can already see a sorority of lovely women in the locker room having a nice, wet shower with each other just fine.

Both Shin and Kibito soon feel over on the ground in the shocking revelation of Elder Kai being a bit of a pervert.

Shin: Elder Kai, you really cannot be serous right now about this, can you?!

Goka soon moved in a little closer near him and whispered in his ear.

Goka: if you tell us the ability, I let you touch a real woman's booby later.

Elder Kai: oh, is that right?

Goka: yep, sue thing. Maybe even a fondle if you choose to tell us now.

Elder Kai: hmmmmm~

Gohan soon tapped Goka's shoulder to get he attention before whispering to her.

Gohan: mom, what are you even going to do about that after he tells us?

Goka: well, you've got that girlfriend of yours, don't you Gohan? We can just let him have a quick touch of her.

Gohan gave a dark and threatening glare with even a bit of his Darkrai powers sparking out for a moment.

Goka: okay, so maybe not her. Hm........

Goka soon got an idea and walked over to Elder Kai for a moment.

Goka: is it alright if the woman in question is middle aged?

Elder Kai: just as long as she's sexy, then I have no issue with it.

Goka then moved over to Gohan and explained.

Goka: okay, maybe we can get Bulma to do it. You can go to her, explain the situation to her and convince her to just allow one little touch.

Gohan: why do I have to ask Bulma to do something like that?!

Goka: this ability can beat Majin Buu, right?

She asked while looking over her shoulder to Elder Kai.

Elder Kai: there's no absolute guarantee on that. But given the amount of power it provides; it should be more than likely than doing the job.

Goka: you hear that, Gohan? Just letting him have one little touch on someone will be able to give us the edge we need to save both the earth and even the universe.

Gohan: Mom, you do know that he'll still be doing sexual harassment, right.

Goka: so, it's settled!

Elder Kai: excellent!

Goka: so then, what's that ability that you've been talking all about?

Elder Kai: I can take anyone who's good at what they do and draw out whatever hidden power they have past their own limits by using my mental power. I'll even show you. Hey, you! The one who pulled the sword out of the ground!

He yelled to Gohan.

Gohan: huh?

Elder Kai: go stand over thee for a moment.

Gohan soon walked over to a specific spot.

Elder Kai: since he's the one who managed to release the sword and even swing it around, it's only right I grand him this power. Once he receives it, he'll no doubt be the strongest warrior in the universe.

Elder Kai soon approached Gohan and raised both his hands.

Elder Kai: okay, just stand still and keep calm. I don't want to risk accidently removing a limb or two.

Gohan: wait, what?!

Elder Kai: here we go!

Suddenly, Elder Kai started doing something like a weird little dance.

Gohan: uh...... what are you......?

Elder Kai: don't interrupt me. I'm preforming the ceremony. It requires a lot of concentration!

He said as he continued doing the dance.

Gohan: so...... how long with this.....?

Elder Kai: about 5 hours.

Gohan: oh.......

Goka:.................... I'm gonna go take a nap until 5 hours have passed then. See ya then.

She said before walking off. Meanwhile, at the lookout, the boys were still attempting to get the fusion down correctly.

Piccolo: okay, so the first two attempts didn't really go very well. But, I'm positive that we'll be able to get this pulled off a third time.

Frostwing: wait, did we seriously skip those two moments?

Frostwing whispered to Logan.

Logan: like I said, the author is kinda speeding things up a little bit. Here's two quick cutaways to just give an idea.

(Flashback).

The boys tried out their first attempt after seemingly getting all the right movements down.

Goten & Trunks: Fu..... sion.... Ha!

The tips of their fingers touched and it seemed like the two had succeeded in getting the fusion correct.

Bulma: they actually did it?

Logan: this seemed a little too easy.

Once the light in the area died down, they look to the fusion that Goten and Trunks had become. However, everyone was in surprise and shock to see that it resulted in a pretty fat fusion.

ChiChi: w..... wha.......

Piccolo: okay, clearly you guys must have gotten part of the movements wrong or even how your fingers touched.

Frostwing: you boys are really gonna need to cut down on the food for a little while.

(Timeskip).

After 30 minutes, the boys tried their second attempt at fusion.

Goten & Trunks: Fu.... sion..... HA!

They did their second attempt as the tips of their fingers touched again and the area was covered in light once again. Everyone watched to see what fusion would come out this time, Piccolo seemed to have already noticed a slip up had happened. Once the light died down. They now saw that their fusion was a lot more skinnier.

Frostwing: oh dear...... I think you're better off with the chubbier look.

Piccolo: one of your fingers didn't touch at the tip, they were off by a few inches. Give it another 30 minutes, damn it!

(End of Timeskip).

Piccolo: now begin!

The boys nodded before they started to do the dance. They were doing perfectly so far as they got their movements and timing of words right.

Goten & Trunks: Fu...... sion.... HA!

The both of them touched their tips of their fingers correctly and a blinding light flashed the area once again.

Groudon: man, if the first attempt made them fat....

Kyogre: and the second attempt made them skinny.....

Frieza: what horrible abomination will come out of their third attempt?

Once the light died down, everyone looked to see what Fusion was in front of them this time. As far as things go, it looked pretty normal, just a bit muscular.

Frieza: oh god, a muscle-bound child is one of the last things to see.

Yamcha: wow that's a lot of power coming off from that kid!

Videl: wow, I honestly didn't expect them to be able to pull it off.

Android 18: I still think he's just twice the amount of bratty as the other two and less of the mix of power.

Piccolo: you boys finally managed to get it to turn out right.

Nail: (after nearly a hundred failed attempt).

Kami: (and two not so successful attempts).

Piccolo's mind: shut up.

Piccolo: In the next thirty minutes, we're gonna have you try to pull this off while being Super Saiyans as well.

Gotenks: hm....... Nope!

Piccplo: excuse me?

Gotenks: I don't need to do any of that boring shit now. I've already got enough power on me to beat Majin Buu's pink ass 10 times over again.

Piccolo: you morons better not be pulling what I think you're going to pull! You have no idea how terrible Majin Buu actually is!

(Y/N): you kids are making a terrible mistake! It doesn't matter what kind of level of power that you have in that form! Majin Buu will still be a challenge for you!

Gotenks: says you, old man! I'll bring Majin Buu's corpse back to you all in a body bag and show you how strong I really am.

He said before he flew off from the lookout and to the direction to where Majin Buu was.

Frostwing: oh for f**k sake.

(Y/N):....... I'm gonna whop those boys' asses a permanent shade of red the moment they get back.

(Meanwhile).

A cruise ship was out in the middle of the ocean, just floating around as some people were enjoying their time on it.

Random Woman: ah, this is nice.

Random Guy: yeah. We really needed this.

Random Woman: some time away from the kids and no having to wake up so early in the morning.

Random Guy: yeah. From this point, I doubt anything bad will hap.......

Majin Buu suddenly rammed through the ship, causing it to start breaking apart and crashing into the ocean.

Majin Buu: Buu recreate that one scene from that long movie she saw!

Suddenly, Majin Buu had a whole blasted into her stomach.

Majin Buu: hm?

She soon regrew her stomach back before looking around and looking to who was responsible for doing that. She looked to the sinking ship and saw Gotenks standing on top of the edge of the sinking ship.

Gotenks: alright, you chubby pink gumball! You've had your lame fun of attacking people and blowing shit up. But now you're going to have to face your toughest opponent yet! The awesome Gotenks!

Majin Buu: mmmmm! You shoot Buu! Buu make you dead!

Gotenks: enough of the pointless talking! Prepare to be incinerated by the power of the awesome Gotenks!

He soon charged in towards Buu and started landing heaving blows onto her. The last hit, which was a massive kick to the side of the head, sent Majin Buu flying into a ship. He quickly fired a ki blast and fired it at said ship, causing a massive explosion. A ball of fire jumped out of the explosion. Gotenks flew in front of it before digging his hands into it and pulling Buu's antenna out a bit before spinning her around. This lasted a little while before he slung her right into the ocean. Right after doing this, he quickly fired another ki blast at where Majin Buu landed at in the water. As the explosion from the blast happened, Gotenks soon began to mock Majin Buu.

Gotenks: man, I'm getting really disappointed here. Everyone's pissing their pants like a bunch of 4th grade children about you. But you're nothing more than a slow, fat, obese, pink, peace of bubblegum shit that wouldn't be worth scrapping under the table.

Majin Buu soon appeared right in front of him.

Gotenks: uh..... h.... hey there big girl. I know I said some things. But if you look real deep inside of yourself for a moment, I'm sure you'll come to an.......

Majin Buu quickly landed a punch onto Gotenks and sent him flying into the ocean. However, she quickly chased after and kept landing punches onto the young fusion's face all while he was continuing to fall. This especially continued after the both of them had splashed right into the water. This all finally stopped after about 10 minutes or so, in which Gotenks was just floating above the water with a lot of scratches and bruises on him. Majin Buu lifted him up and smirked in delight before sending him crashing into the side of a dock not far from a city.

Gotenks: okay..... we'll call it a draw!

Before Majin Buu could deliver any killing blows, the military soon arrived in response to Majin Buu's attack.

Army Commander: Alright Majin Buu, listen closely! We're gonna give you to the count of 3 to get out of here before we are forced to open fire upon you! 1........ 3! Open fire!

They all began to open fire upon Majin Buu, unleashing everything that they had on her. Majin Buu was unphased by the blasts. However, she did feel a bit of a rumble in her stomach.

Majin Buu: ugh.... Buu stomach not feel so good. Me think.....

She suddenly let out a massive burp and a bright light engulfed the entire area in seconds. Once the light died down, Majin Buu was now floating over an enormous crater where the city use to be.

Majin Buu: ahhhh, Buu feel much better now.

(Timeskip).

Everyone was waiting for Gotenks to return.

Logan: And I think it's now safe to assume that with how long he's been gone, he's possibly dead, dying or severally getting his ass beat. Care to pick which one?

Kyogre: I'd go for the second option.

Groudon: second.

Frieza: first.

(Y/N): third.

Bulma & ChiChi: third.

Frostwing: good lord, you two as well?

Bulma: what, don't judge us.

ChiChi: those two boys are reckless as all hell. But they're more likely to have gotten the crap beaten out of them than be dead already.

Krillin: guys look, Gotenks is back!

He yelled as a beaten up Gotenks returned to the lookout and landed while panting.

(Y/N): well then, how did our little first reckless go round with Majin Buu go?

Gotenks:.............. we got beat up.

Piccolo: NO! SHIT!

(Y/N): oh, believe me child, your beating isn't even close to finished yet.

You said as you had a belt pulled out and cracked it. Gotenks widened his eyes and gulped in fear. Back at the Scared World of the Kais, Gohan was still standing in place as the Elder Kai was still continuing with his apparent ritual dance. All the while, Goka was continuing to sleep though any of the remaining hours.

(Meanwhile).

Random Guy 1: 10 years...... 10 long and ruthless years. Majin Buu has devastated and destroyed 80% of the world's population

Random Guy 2: dude, it's been only like a day or so.

Random Guy 1: shut up! I'm monologuing here!

Random Guy 2: okay, fine! Dick!

Random Guy 1: earth's military was no match for Majin Buu's power. What's left of the cities have become nothing but baren ruins. However, not all hope is lost.

People in a camp that was set up were listening to the person on the radio.

Random Guy 1: because despite the odds being constantly against us, one savior has survived Majin Buu's onslaught!

The people in the camp soon grew in excitement of this.

Random Guy 1: and so, we had to wait for this great savior to appear to the world again from his training. There's only one man capable of defeating Majin Buu. The man who defeated the likes of Cella and Bojack. The greatest warrior in the world... NO...... the greatest warrior in the whole universe, Mr. Satan!

In an underground base, Multiple Guards were standing in front of a metallic room. The doors to it soon opened up before Hercule had stepped out from it. Just a little while later after this moment, Hercule was standing in front of a group of cheering people as he was ready to go off and face Majin Buu.

Crowd: Satan! Satan! Satan!

Hercule: everyone, too long have you had to deal with the vile and cruel actions of Majin Buu! After long and vigorous training, I return to you all now to liberate you from the pink menace at all costs!

The crowed continued to cheer as Hercule soon entered inside of a small red ship and took off from the area.

Hercule's mind: good thing I wrote out my final will and testament.

A/N: not like it really matters.