Din: I just watched the Princess Bride...

Cara: Oh no.

Din: IT'S SO GOOD.

Cara: Uh...true.

Din: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Cara: You're just doing this to annoy me. Admit it.

Din: With pride! What can I do for you?

Cara: Seriously? Don't you have better things to do with your time? Like...trying to find out the history of your ship!

Din: I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia.

Cara: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Din: I am not left-handed!

Cara: I KNOW! (muttering) I'm calling Greef.

Din: HE'S TOO LATE! SEE! THE CLIFFS OF INSANITY!

Cara: CUT IT OUT!

Din: As you wish.

Cara: *screams in frustration*