Saturn: we gots a situation!

Gray: oh no, don't tell me...

Saturn: yep! That crazy Stargazer spat out ANOTHER SandWing OC!

Boomslang: WHYYYYYYYYY??

Star: I'm hoping you don't mean me, because Boomslang is looking very angry and I really don't want to be the source of that.

Sei: no, it's the OTHER Stargazer... the human one, who created all of us, and about a billion SandWings.

Eider: there are WAY too many SandWings now! They're like an invasiv species!

Arrow: I'm practically drowning in SandWings!

Cheetah: I know it's my own tribe, but I have to agree with you guys! Plus, all these OTHER fierce lesbian SandWings are really stealing my spotlight.

Ice: the spotlight will always be on you in MY eyes.

Cheetah: AWW.

Treason: would you two go be an adorable, wholesome couple somewhere else?

Kid: yeah, we have a problem to deal with.

Gecko: look, the new OC is coming! Everyone smile and act nice!

Arrow: even though there's already way too many of them around as is.

Sei: shhhhhhhh

New OC:

Everyone: ...

Cheetah: w-woah... she's as pretty as the other newbie

Senico: thanks!

Ice: (elbows Cheetah)

New OC: hello, fellow winged reptilian monsters, I am Peregrina!  Siri designed me by picking random numbers and choosing my tribes—Sand and Silk— and then Stargazer created me!

Arrow: well... I guess there's room for one more...

Pina Colada: welcome, beautiful new friend, to Stargazer's chaotic AU!  In this land, so many things go down...

Cheetah: yeah!  Like best friends being murdered by soldiers and psychotic enemies blowing up caves full of your beloved pets!

Ice: and random, weird illnesses that make you feel like you're burning up from inside!

Arrow: don't forget all the suicidal mothers and abusive fathers!

Sei: and abusive boyfriends, too!

Ari: life threatening flash floods!

Saturn: disownment due to sexuality! 

Star: depressing loneliness for everyone who looks weird!

Boomslang: dragons trying to kill you at every turn!

Hyrax: terrifying grandmothers who turn you into a maniacal serial killer!

Aspen: brutal killer whale attacks!

Eider: seriously unhealthy alcohol addictions!

Everyone: laughs nervously, clearly dying inside

Peregrina: uh...

Gecko: but we have some pretty cool historical sights, though!

Rye: yes, you're going to have a lot of fun here... I wonder what horrific story Stargazer will dream up for you...

Idk why ok

But this made me realize

What I'm doing to my poor OCs

Eek

But the point of this was that I have too many SnAdWiNgS and my Pyrriah must be overflowing with them by now.  Still, I like Peregrina, and the whole Siri thing is true.

- Stargazer 🌟