Good 21: Hello everyone. Like what author-chan said last time it appears we have another dare. Let me take a look.*reads the form* Bowser!
Bowser:*appears* What is it..er...what's your name again?
Good 21: I'm Android 21.
Bowser: You're a robot? I thought you were some sort of Egyptian princess.
Good 21: huh?
Bowser: hmm..mabye I should kidnap you one of these days.
Good 21: What?! No way!
Bowser: You think I can't do that? * takes a rope and ties 21 with it* bwa hahaha
Good 21: Nice grip you got there with the rope......but it seems you're missing something.
Bowser: What do you mean?
Good 21: Don't judge a person by their appearance.* Breaks free with ease causing the rope to tear apart*
Bowser: What?!!!...that's a nylon rope, an extremly strong rope!! How'd you snap it into two like that?!!
Good 21: It's for me to know and you to find out. Can't believe we wasted 10 minutes for that. You have a dare today.
Bowser: I do?
Good 21: PhoenixMason dares you to roast Eggman.
Bowser: Hm..ok. tell the one who dared me I said thanks. I've always wanted to make that fat ass look like the stupid fool he is.
At a room..........
Bowser: Hey Egghead!
Dr.Eggman: What is it Bowser? And why are you calling me that now?!
Bowser: What? the name suits you.
Dr.Eggman: *facepalms* thought you were smart enough to not call me names.
Bowser: And I thought you were smart enough to beat Sonic.
Dr.Eggman: Hey!!! Unlike your nemesis mine's a pain in the neck. Why haven't you taken over the mushroom Kingdom and beat Mario yet?
Bowser: At least I almost take over the world unlike you whose plans either backfire or something happens at the last moment.
Dr.Eggman: At least I have a brain to think of many ideas unlike you who's stuck to one main aimless dumb plan.
Bowser:At least I'm better than someone who has an IQ of 300 and can't even think of a way to beat his own nemesis. Unlike you I have class, a castle, unlike you who stays in a smelling old lab like Einstein.
Everyone: oooh!!
Bowser: You wanna know why people were really pissed about Sonic 06. It wasn't the game play, it was your new look.
Everyone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRy5RquFIHI
Dr.Eggman: oh so you're roasting me with that over rated mouth of yours.
Bowser: Don't get me started on your appearance, what are you an egg or a total freak?
Sonic: oh snap!!😂
Bowser: Einstein called, he wants his artificial mustache back even though he wants to throw it away.
Mario/Luigi: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bowser:* shows them a picture* You don't even know how to eat a banana right? You've just disgraced Donkey Kong. I mean look even he has class when it comes to eating a banana.
Everyone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvd2cBGYa1g
Goku:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2onCOdhbN7c
Vegeta: Ok now you're over doing it Kakarot.
Bowser: You know who should be Sonic's real arch nemesis? Gru( from despicable me) he's bald though but he's better looking than you, has a better voice and accent, at least his minions don't blow up like yours.
Go and be done lousy mechanic at new York!
Everyone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ckbYJ2eRUU
Me: Wow even in a different universe you're being roasted everyone take a look.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI3WuIdQix0
Bowser: Ooh!! You even look worse in that universe.
In Eggman's mind............
Dr.Eggman enters a machine and starts attacking everyone with it.
Luckily our blue hedgehog put a stop to him as he destroyed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3clGkMntcs
Me: ok that's all for today. Sonic, guys we have another dare and it's a singing dare so you guys should get ready.
Mario: Another one? Ok.
Me: Yup I'll tell you about it on and you guys should be ready in the next chapter.
Sonic: Ok.
Me: see you guys later.
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