Usually when me and Jack go out we run into fans. Not that I don't mind but the female fans tend to flirt with him an awful lot. Sometimes I feel like I'm not his due to this but I ignore it because they're just fans.

Today we're going on a snourney! (a snack journey.) We walk down the streets of Athlone hand in hand. A blonde bimbo bitch runs up to us and asks for his autograph, low-key flirting with him the whole time. I stand silently and listen to their conversation.

"So.. jackaboy.. how's the working out going? Can I feel your muscles?" The dumb bitch asks while twiddling with her fake bimbo ass hair.

"Sure can." Jack flexes proudly so she can feel them. She runs her hands along his biceps and bites her lip.

"Can we move this the fuck along? We have things to do. You got your autograph and hug. There's no need for you to be touching up on my boyfriend." I sneer. She scoffs and smirks slightly.

"Your dating her? Come on jackaboy. You could do so much better than that. Come home with me baby, I'll show you a fun time."

"Actually I don't sleep with or date sluts." Jack says and grabs my hand. She rolls her eyes and leaves.

"Dumb ass cock sucking whore bimbo bitch ass hoe ass fuck slut-" I start mumbling but jack kisses me.

"Your hot when your jealous." He says.

"Shush. I just didn't like the bitch."

"I could tell."

Yeeeeee

But anyways if you liked this chapter PUNCH THAT VOTE BUTTON IN THE FACE! LIKE A BOSS AND HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND *wapsh* *wapsh* anyways I will see all you dudes in the next chapter.