Owen: *is seen running climbing and dodging his way around New York  as he is chased* 'yup that's me your probably wondering how I got into this mess, well for that we'll have to got back to three weeks ago'

Owen: so I died

Aka: yup, crushed by a military truck dropped in the wrong zone and the funny thing is the guys name is caboose

Owen: dammit I got killed by caboose, now I know how church felt

Aka: ya not to mention your girlfriend situation

Owen: don't fucking remind me of her please

Aka: well luckly you for you I'm giving you a chance at a new life in a combination of the marvel and dc universe with a power of your choosing

Owen: so wait I have the chance to see wonder woman AND black widow teaming up that's awesome, OK then for my power how about insomniacs venom cause God damn is he powerful oh also a natural immunity to telapaths and rouges powers

Aka: ya that's fair can't have someone like Emma frost poking around in there oh also he won't be able to control or alter your personality at all only being able to have you dodge attacks you can't see coming

Owen: so basically spidersense on autopilot

Aka: *opens a portal* ok step on through and enjoy your new life

Owen: thanks man *steps through the portal not realizing that the god decided to prank him

Aka: *closes the portal* oh he's gonna be so pissed off at me, but he will enjoy some of this stuff

*as soon as he steps through the portal he  is on top of the ace chemical building in Gotham*

Owen: Gotham city, dammit well it could be worse *immediately hears a woman's scream of terror* well time to show them *has the venom give him the symbiote suit and starts webslinging to the cry*

*Two minutes later*

Owen: *lands on the wall to observe what's happening and is shocked and enraged to see Batgirl beaten and being stripped by a group of twenty guys eho are about to sexualy assault her and another woman and immediately webzips into one and starts brutally beating them up*

*Batgirl POV*

Batgirl: 'why does this shit always happen to me, try to save this girl from being r#ped by offering myself but of course they still go after her and now me!' *as she's having this angry rant she sees a black web land on one of the guys and a man in a black spider suit appear and start beating the shit out of the would be r#pists* holy shit

Random goon 1: who is this guy, and why does he have spiderwomans powers!?

*OC POV*

Owen: *stops his punch as soon as he hears spiderwoman* wait don't you mean spiderman?

RG1: who's spiderman? He her sidekick?

Owen: OK so I was sent to another earth, God dammit *fires off a web-bomb which sticks all the thugs to the floor and walls then turns to Batgirl* so now what OH GOD YOUR NAKED! *quickly turns around and covers his eyes*

Batgirl: *stands up and walks over to Owen* and what's wrong with that,it's not like it's illegal to be nude in public

Owen: *his eyes go so wide that glass can be heard shattering* .........I'm on a horny version of earth aren't I?

Batgirl: *grabs her uniform which consists of a thong and a micro bikini top and her utility belt and puts them back on* so alternate earth huh? What's it like?

Owen: *webzips away to wrap his head around this, unknowingly getting the bats attention*

*half an hour of swinging around Gotham and stopping crimes, with the majority being sexual assaults Owen is seathing with rage at the meal thought of these crimes he then lands himself on a building near the harbor which has new York city on the other side of the water*

Owen: what is with this universe! Why is it that my first time being a hero I'm stopping r#pe and not say a bank robbery *sits down dejected that he had to witness something so horrible multiple times*

Batwoman: what are you doing in Gotham, you know I don't want other heros in my city spiderwoman

Owen: my name is spider-MAN! *fires a impact web trapping her to a wall* and you'd be wise to remember that

*he'd then create wings and fly over to New York where he'd see something that would shock and arouse him immediately*

Owen: *is slack-jawed at what he is seeing in time-square* venom

Venom: *manifests his head which is also shocked* ya I see it to

Owen: OK just wanted to make sure I'm not going crazy

*what he saw was a live photo shoot of many female heros and villans but it happened to be a nude photo shoot*

Owen: what the hell is that captian America as a woman?

Venom: get us to a computer and we can find out what the hell is going on here

Owen: OK but id like for my identity to be a secret

Venom: gotcha covered *he'd shift and morph himself into a pair of black leather boots, a dark blue pair of jeans, a gray t-shirt and a black leather jacket along with a mask the covers his lower face with a skull printed on it*

Owen: hehehe I look awesome, thanks venom *heads out of the alleyway and to the local library and passes by a lot of girls who are giving him lustful eyes*

Venom: 'no problem on the outfit, also I'm making sure to hide your boner no need to give these thots the satisfaction'

Owen: 'ya no kidding, I feel like they are undressing me with their eyes is this how women feel around men?'

*they eventually reach the library and go to a computer at the back that faces away from others*

Owen: ugh I don't want to know why the keyboard and mouse are sticky

Venom: 'let's just hope that it's just someone who ate greasy food' *venom would then send a tendril into the computer and access the internet and discover that every hero and villan was a sexy woman and that most of the men have died out due to a rouge Amazon poisoning the world but was stopped before all men could die*

Owen: 'so this place has elements of the justice league show along with the marvel comics, just great'

Venom: 'so turns out this version of myself is a yandera so let's avoid her at all costs'

Owen: 'and carnage we kill immediately right'

Venom: 'nope turns out that MJ has her and is a hero'

Owen: 'well that's good at least, didn't want to deal with your lunatic of a son'

Venom: 'also the crazy bitch released a second virus that made all women extremely horny'

Owen: 'fucking perfect' *sarcastic*

*three weeks, four hours before intro*

Owen: *out stopping crime while also avoiding superheros due to him gaining to much popularity with the female ones* 'why can't I just have a normal patrol without having to deal with horny heros!'

*he'd spend the next three hours and five minutes swinging around and beating criminals until*

Supergirl: there you are spiderman!

Owen: Crap! *Starts running away unintentionally catching the attention of other female heros and civilians who start chasing him as well* fuck you aka this is your fault!!!!

*cut to present time*

Owen: THIS SUCKS!!!! *turns a corner and jumps into a dark alleyway to hide giving them the slip for a brief amount of time*

*venom would then turn all white parts of the suit black to better hide and the two watch as multiple heros and villans rush past the alleyway*

Owen: that was to close

Venom: 'definitely, though with what we learned we might be able to make a cure for the horny women'

Owen: 'hopefully I don't want to deal with green goblin as a peverted woman or as a psychopathic guy'

Venom: 'we will have to capture one of them if we are to make this cure' *looks up and spots black cat and catwoman scoping a jewelry store out* 'and I just found our targets'

Owen: 'Felicia hardy and Selina kyle, not a bad idea the both don't have super powers or any government training so we should have an easy time capturing them, only problem is we have no base of operations'

Venom: 'well then we'll need either find an abandoned shield base and Aka gave me the location of one, I'll lead the way'

*the two would swing off and avoid people as much as they can and eventually make it to the base located on liberty Island*

Owen: *would scan his hand which was accepted, but he ignored that for now, and would go down multiple levels until he reached the main area and flip on a switch turning the lights and everything else on* damn this place is......cool aw no *in a chair he finds a skeleton with an eyepatch on it*

*once he got close enough the monitor would activate and have a video on it, which Owen would press play showing nick fury but he looks like he's on deaths door*

Fury: *video* this is nick fury director of shield *coughs up blood* if you are watching this message then it means that I have died and failed in stopping the virus. In this base I was developing a cure for that damn Amazon's virus, but unfortunately before I could make it here I was infected by Amanda waller who was trying to use it as a means for power to no one's shock

Owen: that bitch, remind me to kill her when we see her

Fury: *video* luckly I was able to have my blood used for a vaccine, unfortunately I probably won't be able to use it on myself but to you my brave soilder or poor bastard who found this place you can use it to make yourself immune to it. Please you must stop......this *breaths out as he slumps over dead*

Venom: dammit the one guy who could help us is dead

Owen: if I was to use the cure think you could make antibodies so that way if I'm infected with a new strain I can have a fighting chance

Venom: I was gonna suggest that

Owen: *goes over to the vial and injects it into his neck* oh god that sucks, now we just need to catch our little stalker *fires off a web blast that sticks black cat and catwoman to the wall* nice try kitty cats

Felicia: how'd you know we we're here~?

Owen: I that you saw us and I knew the moment you started moving you were following us, now then we can start making this cure for your little horny problem

Selina: aw but I like it, it's amazing being able to go around and eat out supergirl in public~

Owen: *has a gas canister filled with knock out gas* you'll be out for an hour at most, which is plenty of time for me to properly search and restrain you both

*he'd then place the gas masks on both of them and hold it till they passed out*

Venom: so I say we strip them nude and places them in containment cells

Owen: seriously dude we're not gonna be pervs

Venom: look at it this way, if they are nude they can't hide ANYTHING from you

Owen: true they can't hide weapons but still, I'm not comfortable doing that

Venom: well to bad while we were talking I stripped them

Owen: *has a small nose bleed* dammit Venom, alright let's get them into their cells

Venom: trust me you'll enjoy this~

*and so our reluctant hero began working on a cure, not knowing the danger his pelvis would be in*