"So why do you need (y/n)?"

"For research purposes."

"And you can't have anyone else come help you?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Because I like (him/her)!"

.....

...

"I knew it!!"