Amount of words: 371

Warnings: slight profanity

A/N: is it just me or is Thor really hard to write one-shots/imagines for? Also, don't forget your submissions for my holiday contest!

Prompt: I don't know who the hell you are but stay away from my Y/N.

Requested by: @maddezz

You and your Asgardian boyfriend, Thor had gone out to get some coffee for the morning. You and Thor went to your favorite local cafe, the place where your older brother, B/N worked. (A/N: if you don't have a brother then just insert a random boy name or something)

"Lady Y/N, this coffee is exquisite," Thor notes as he sips it. "Another!" He says, throwing the (thankfully) disposable and nonbreakable coffee cup on the ground.

"Thor!" You scold the god. "We don't do that, remember?" He lowers his head in sorrow.

"I apologize Lady Y/N," he whimpers as he picks up the cup and throws it in the trash. "But can I still have another?" You look into his puppy dog eyes and sigh.

"Yes Thor," you giggle. "I'll order you another coffee." You stand up and walk to the counter.

"I'll have a coffee and a Y/F/D please," you say to the waiter. He looks up.

"Y/N/N!" He says with glee. "I didn't even see you come in! How're you doing?" You smile at him.

"I'm doing fine B/N," you reply. "You?"

"I'm doin good." He grins at you. "Tell ya what. Your order's on the house."

"Aww thanks B/N. You're so-" You are cut off by Thor who suddenly joined you.

"Excuse me sir," Thor scowls. "But you need to step away from my lady. I don't know who the hell you are but stay away from my Y/N."

At that, you and your brother burst into a fit of laughter.

"What?" Thor asks confused.

"Thor," you giggle. "This is my brother, B/N. He owns this place."

"Oh," Thor says in shock. "Well then. I'm sorry about that Sir B/N, but we best be on our way." Thor grabs your arm and drags you out of the cafe. You glance at him.

"Was somebody jealous?" You taunt playfully. He just keeps walking. "Well?"

"Maybe."