Amount of words: 712

Warnings: Tony Evans pick-up lines

A/N: yeah this was supposed to be done two days ago but it was pushed back a day because Fam Jam was pushed back a day and yesterday I got really busy....sorry...

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It's another Saturday night of partying at the Avengers Tower. Normally, you would just hang out with your boyfriend, Steve. Sometimes you'd hang out with Natasha and Wanda. But tonight, you were bringing someone special. Mr. Tony Evans. You met Tony at a club and boy was he a flirt. He reminded you of the other Tony. Hell, he even looked like a cross between Steve and Tony. You open the door and run into Steve.

"Hey darling," he greets you with a smile. "You look beautiful."

"You don't look bad yourself Captain," you reply. "I invited a friend to tonight's party," you inform Steve. "So you and Bucky better behave yourselves," you warn.

"What's her name?" Steve asks you.

"His name's Tony Evans."

"Your friend's a guy?" He asks with envy.

"Aww, is wittle Stevie jealous?" You tease him. "I'm sure you'll like him."

"That's highly unlikely," Steve grumbles.

"Oh hush."

You enter the lounge with Steve and greet Tony S. and Bucky.

"Y/N invited a friend," Steve sighs. "A male friend."

"Is the big bad Captain America jealous?" Tony taunts.

"Shut the hell up Stark," Steve snaps.

"LANGUAGE STEVE!" Clint yells from the air vents as the doors fling open.

"Hola amigos de Y/N!" Someone shouts. "Tony Evans has entered the building," Tony E. booms as he saunters in the room. "Get ready to share the spotlight other Tony, for I am RELIABLE WITH THE LADIES!"

"HOLY SHIT!" Clint shrieks as he jumps down from the air vents and runs to Tony E. "You look like the son of Steve and Tony!"

"Seriously Y/N," Steve groans to you. "You just had to invite the guy that just happens to look like the offspring of me and Tony? I'm never going to here the end of this."

"Hush child," you say as you drag him to meet Tony E. "Hey Evans!" You chirp as you give him a quick hug.

"Hello beautiful," he says giving you a wink. "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in you pants," he flirts. You roll your eyes at him.

"That's my girlfriend you're flirting with," Steve growls at him.

"You mean girlfrien?"

"No, I meant girlfriend."

"Ah so you've already given her the 'd'," Tony E. hints with a smirk. Steve reddens.

"Anyways," Tony E. continues. "This is my tennis-loving Cousin Seb," he says, pulling a man out of the shadows.

"Bucky?" Steve squeaks as he looks at Cousin Seb with wide eyes.

"Who the hell is Bucky?" He asks confused. "My name's Seb. But you can call me Cousin Seb. And I love tennis!"

"What the heck?" Bucky asks in astonishment as he appears next to you. "Y/N, is this a joke?"

"No!" you claim. "I didn't even know about Cousin Seb."

"Uh, what's going on guys?" Natasha asks as she enters the room. Tony E. strolls towards her.

"Hello baby doll," he flirts. "I must be hunting treasure because I'm totally digging your chest."

She glares at him with a look that could kill.

"Call me baby doll again and I will kill you," she threatens.

"Whatever the pretty lady says," he comments. He turns around and looks at you. "Wanna do some math Y/N? I'll add the bed, we'll subtract the clothes and you'll divide your legs. Just don't multiply," he suggests with a smirk.

"Yeah we're going," Steve snarls as he drags you away.

"What are you doing Steve?" You hiss.

"I'm gonna treat you like my mission reports: slam you on the table and do you all night long," he whispers in your ear seductively as he picks you up and carries you to your bedroom.

"Aye aye Captain."

*meanwhile back in the lounge after credit scene*

*Loki low-key watching Tony Evans while leaning against a wall while sipping a beer*

"I like him."

*Bucky and Seb talk about tennis*

*Tony and Tony have a "who has the best pick-up line" contest*