Starbucks employee: Your name, sir?

Strange: Stephen

Starbucks employee: Stephen with a Ph?

Strange, in tears, having waited for this exact moment for the last 18 years: NO IT'S STEPHEN WITH A PhD

Starbucks employee: Triple venti half sweet non fat soy no foam iced carmel macchiato with whipped cream for-

Starbucks employee: *reads cup*

Starbucks employee: Stephden.