Narrator: Rain. The only weather this city seems to get is rain. One would think-

Rabbit-ish Robot: Get on with the damn intro, already!>:(

Narrator: Fine. *ahem* Immortal City is the City-state of greater tomorrow. *Pans to a very metropolitan city, apparently in the midst of a terrible thunder storm* It may appear to be in the midst of a terrible thunder storm, but believe it or not this is the best weather they'll get. *Lightning strikes a creepy-looking castle in the distance*

Rabbit-ish Robot:And now we get to the story's REAL HEROES!! MUAHAHAHA-*glitches*404!

Narrator:In this city there really aren't that many doctors. The most prominent are none other than The Mayhem Squadron.*Cuts out to show a green cat with purple eyes, wearing an orange labcoat, brown gloves, black boots, and a widebrimmed hat-holes cut for the ears- to match said ensemble*

Green cat:*Appears to be tinkering with something, then looks at the camera, a quizzical look on his face* Oh, right.*drops what he's doing* Greeeting Dear Readers, and a fine day for you as well I presume.

Rabbit-ish Robot:Dude, you've been in the lab for a week. It's been nothin' but the usual Dark and Stormy Always outside.

Green cat: Stupid broken clock! YOU NOW FACE THE WRATH OF DOCTOR RAAKAR, THE MAD SCIENTIST!!*chucks the clock high into the air* RAGING FLAME:*hand catches fire*TIGER'S CLAW!!*extendo arm launches at the clock,which explodes on impact* So Brannon, wassup!

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rannon: Ferdinand, I think the audience may be either ROFL-ing at how confuzzled you were.

DOCTOR RAAKAR: ROFL as they might, but we have important experiments to conduct.

Brannon:Like?

DOCTOR RAAKAR:MILKSHAKES!

Brannon:Bring it Motherfragger!!