Ivor X Trees

Ivor's POV:

"I love these trees, they're ENORMOUS!" I said to Jesse, Petra, And that Blonde kid. Then,

I found a nice maple tree and kissed her. "What's your name?" I asked the tree. There was

a silence. "I'll call you Barbara!" I said, and kissed the tree. Then I married her.

A/N: No this chapter wasn't an actual chapter, it was just for the lolz.