Teacher: I placed 4 books on the table, so each of you get one.

Me: *grabs random book* This looks boring! *Reads the back* Wait a minute... A
character named SOREN?! I love this book now!

Teacher: Now pick a new book.

Me: DANG IT! SOREN IS MY FAVORITE OOTS MEMBER (Other than Ivor) SO LET ME READ THIS!