FedEx Worker: So why do you think you're eligible for this job?

Me: I can ship things!

FedEx Worker: Like?

Me: Lukesse... Jetra... Harpvor... Axlivia-

FedEx Worker: Get out. *pushes me*

Me: Also Magnagaard, and-

FedEx Worker: *slams door in my face*

Me: *writes on a piece of paper* And Reubadict, and Madrian, and Aidya!

FedEx Worker: *closes blinds on windows*

Me: Jerk...