Sup doods

Missed me?

Yeah I thought not, I'm back and 'better' then ever. Now sometime at the start of last year I made a responce to the first chapter in this book and thought as this bitch is coming to a close and I'm bored I'd do it again and just laugh at myself. The originals are in normal, the second versions are in bold writing or brackets and the now edition is in italic

1. I am 14 (15 now) 16 bitches

2. my gender is female (no change) ehhhh, I don't fuck with genders

3. I am pansexual (i'm bi. Little me didn't know what that meant) bi boi

4. I have a boyfriend called dan and I love him to bits (that boi is now my best friend and has a boyfriend of his own. I am with a girl as well and her name is Charlie) me and Charlie going strong

5. I have short and v light blue hair i dyed it that colour it is naturally blonde (it's back to blonde but i'm gonna get it back dyed soon)  Short and blonde, dye is too much effort

6. I have grey and green eyes there more green but have a tint of gray (there more grey according to dan and charlie) mainly grey

7. Singers I listen to are troye sivan halsey roomie ellie goulding (I don't listen to any singers anymore well any singers who people will know. I still like troye tho) I listen to artist like logic, ellie goulding, dodie and a little bit of Kendrick

8. My favorite singer is ellie goulding (my favorite singer of all time is Olly murs because he was the first singer I knew) fav singer would have to be eden or dodie

9. My favourite band is starbomb and ninjasexparty (tøp and p!atd and seafret and oh wonder are my shit) Oh wonder are still lit but you have to miss me with that other gay shit. I'm kidding, there ok. I like stuff like paramores new stuff, going back to panic! A little, imagine dragons and Hozier

10. I love smosh and listen to all there songs (no change) not anymore, I don't listen to songs that are comical

11. My favourite songs are hopes and dreams from the undertale sound track and he's so fabulous a fan made pewdiepie song by roomie and tear in my heart by twenty one pilots  (my favorite songs are ((list of songs that are wrong))) I like everybody by logic, stranger by sigrid, hold by Eden, humble by Kendrick and Vegas light by panic!

12. my life is on youtube and i am subscribed to 40 channels some i don't use anymore i just can not be bothered to unsubscribe (let's just say more than 40) not bothered to count but I don't watch YouTube as much now

13. I prefer the company of an animal than the company of a human. i also prefer to have a youtuber in the background like i am talking to them than having a real human speak to me (thats kind of changed because when I wrote this I had zero friends but now I do so that's not that different but I like to speak to people more than I did) I do love animals but human interaction is nice

14. i am british and live in London (no change) still a British bean

15. I have a dog his name is max (no change) i now have two dogs, Max and missie

16. My favourite colours are pastel purple mint green and pure white (no change) the same

17. I have a serious personal space issue and if you touch my neck i feel like your invading my space. i also have a mug obsession (no change) not so big on mugs anymore

18. I am really boring i must tell you that as its so true but i am as tough as ten men emotionally and can laugh at insults and i can take insults and brush them off my shoulder as i make up something that makes sense and then they stop with the insults (I am an agressive mother fucker now) don't take shit from no hoe but I'm not agessive just chill

19. I want to be an author or actor when I am older and maybe a youtuber (I would adore to be an actor or detective and youtuber still or a script writer or dirctor or something behind the scenes) My career of choice is to work in the police department but my dream job is to work as a stage director

20. I love to sing and dance in a stupid way. so i don't do dancing or singing professionally but if a good song comes on i will dance and sing along i am not good at it tho (no change) i love singing, musicals especially

21. I love trap music (I like calmer music now) chill stuff Is what I breath

22. I ship phan and demma but my OPT is septipler ( I do not ship phan, demma is just 👌👌, i only like to write about septiplier and i now ship crakiplier and jelix is my OTP) Jelix, crankiplier and a little pewdiplier

23. My favourite drink is coffee or tea or slushies (no change) hot chocolate is the bomb

24. I love reading and writing ( no change) I'm not so good at reading and my writers block has gone finally

25. My favourite game is undertale I have played it three times and I love the nabsterblook ( my favorite games are firewatch, rollercoaster tycoon 3/2/1 and undertale) the coaster tycoons and probably Mario kart

26. I have seen tatinof it was amazing words can not describe how awesome it was and it was an amazing tour that didn't set fire (was the funny.. anyone no ok) (no change obvs) yeah it was lit

27. I am really good at playing mario kart and always win and when I came second to my friend who had never played before I threw a cup at him a glass cup (no change) gud game

28. I find male friends better than female friends as girls can be really bitchy and most girls in my school are prissy and girly (no change at all) no matter what you are, if we get along your a buddy. Also old me you were bitchy, the fuck.

29. I ask too many questions about stuff that nobody cares about or that shouldn't be asked (no change...) i have friends who do that for me

30. My label at school is the nerd or bookworm. I personally love it i am also called hermione or saga at school all friends are huge harry poter fans and i remind them all of hermione so thats me and saga is like sage i hate saga as a nickname (I'm the annoying ass so yeah...) i don't have a label at school. I'm the leader of my group of friends. Does that count

31. I have a little sister who is 9 and a little and big brother one is 19 and one is ten or nine (there ages have changed but nothing else) got a new little step brother and I hate him

32. I am majorly socially awkward (i have gotton worse and was diagnosed with anxiety a month back so fun fun fun. I try and make light of it but it's just sad) my mental health is in a good place. Not much stress and live is good.  I hope you are good too.

33. I am going through an existential crisis and it really annoying a deep song comes on or someone says something really deep and i will be pacing in my room to really late hours then cry and then sleep when i stop being deep about shit i shouldn't (no change) this hurts me to read. I don't want to meet myself at that age

34. I find enjoyment out of annoying people as in winding people up and laughing at them (who doesn't) everyone does that.

35. I am really sarcastic (totally has changed) sarcastic hoe

36. I am the embodiment of tumblr (not really anymore. I was just trying to be #relateable) it gets more cringy everytime I read this

37. I own approximately 65 mugs and only I am aloud to use them and if I catch someone with my mug unless its dan my bf I will pour whatever your drinking in your face. So when your collecting key rings when you go out I am collecting mugs (68 now) I've stopped now

38. When someone goes against gays or lesbians or lgbt I will slap you. I slapped my dad once no joke I did and i did almost slap a teacher but instead i stormed out the class and told the head teacher and because i told the head i didn't get detention and people are really careful what they say about that kind of thing (not anymore. I was so pissed when people did that but now I just laugh it off and shrug and say "at least i'm not basic" and carry on) i'm so bad now, I say "lol gay" and laugh and seriously don't care. Did it at 9. I also didn't hit my father, I was a filthy liar.

39. I live with my mom and sister in London and and my little brother lives in a magical land with my dad and my big brother has a roommate but i have no idea where he lives (no change) brother lives on his own, i live in a house in London with my sister and mother.

40. you might hate me for this one but I do not find babies cute they look like egg's with hair.I do not want children in my life when I grow up i want to live it not ruin it with kids to cook for and pay for and train to talk and walk and look after i can hardly look after myself forget another human (no change)  the ideas nice and all but it's too much work and the job I want is a demanding job

41.i swear a lot and people around me have just gotten used to it (I have been trying to censor myself the best I can) I actually don't care about it much anymore. Matters who I'm around or where I am

42. I once went up to a fox when I was nine because I had an obsession with wolf's and foxes and it was hurt so I told my dad then he rung someone who took him so a saved a fox (no change) foxes are real cute

43. My favourite animal's are lions because they are the king of all the animals and wolfs because there fierce and strong but harmless and cute at the same time (no change) flamingo's, turtles and foxes are my babes

44. I am in the alpaca army not the llama clan  (no Change) remember when this was actually an important political debate

45.My happy place is youtube or tumblr or my head (my hsppy place is my room with lovely music on and just nothing but music in my ear) my happy place is when I'm happy with someone I love

46.Paris Disney is my favourite place to go (Ibiza has won my heart. Middle class this bitch *when you realize you just made a joke no one will understand unless you get English adult humor*) i need to stop myself, I thought that was literally comedy genius when i wrote it

47.I get drunk off of youtube (it complicated) (still do.) I don't understand what I meant but drink alcohol kids

48.I have never worn makeup in my life (no change and proud) no I haven't actually

49.I am really ugly and don't say no your not bc i am ok... ok (no change) LOVE YOURSELF.

50.I can get lost in my thoughts but I can also do whatever I am meant to be doing at the same time so i can think of something awesome but then be able to do history hwk at the same time. or day dream and also listen to the information given (also known as multitasking. I was an idiot) I was an idiot. Holy

This was pretty differant to the other two. 2017 must've changed me drastically. Nice to know.

-sage-