so,

i got prank called. well... they did a pretty crap job of it. so the conversation went like this

so i heard muffled laughs and whispers and i shouted "who and what do you want"

"is your fridge running" they laughed slightly as there was two of them. it was two girls who are from my school as there witty little bastards of the names milly and summer. i hate them and the little bastards took my phone and took my number while i was dancing with dan. aint i romantic even though we were dancing to pewdiepie's song but whatever. so i kind of knew they would call.

"no its not running it doesn't have legs. its holding my food down stairs" i told them and all the childish giggling stopped and then this 'conversation' turned 

"wow ruin the fun" 

"gladly" i laughed with dan confused as he was there. 

"why are you so mean" one of them snarled

"why are you two annoying bitches" i asked like it was a normal question to ask. yes i am this mean and yes my mean bad side makes me laugh and no i'm not proud of it that i have a dark humour 

"there's only one of us" i just laughed at that

"then who's us" i asked 

"but there could be three of us" 

"yeah but i can only hear two voice's and your summer and milly is with you" 

"how did you know"

"you took my phone while i dances dumbass and all you do is prank people" then out of the blue she asked it was summer talking 

"why did you get dan"she asked and i was confused and my inner bitch came through.i'm mean not a whiney bitch

"excuse me"i was offended like you don't ask me that not even you don't ask anyone that

"like i'm so much cuter and prettier. i look way better than you" she moaned and i had the best idea 

"let's put you on speaker and dan can answer you why" so i put the phone on speaker 

"dan why do you love me" i asked and he had no idea so this was gunuine and i looked at him seriously as normally he would joke about like me and say dat ass or something stupid for a joke but i wanted him to be serious 

"your gourous, you have a dark quirky heart and your humour is the same as mine. your obsession with the internet. you're weird in a special way.your facial expressions are everything. you're bitch impression is on point. your really like. me i can approach you and tell you anything and you will help me and never laugh or get mad. you dis the bitches your ability to give poeple the worst nicknames and them to still like you. you can make friends with teachers and get them to be your friend. you swear all the time. you have at crap. you will debate about what you believe and its mainly about music or fandoms. you're messed up dirty mind and your smile and your laugh is phenomenal. your ability to make any situation a story. you speak all the time and i can never get bored of you. you dance like a playful idiot. you will never grow up and everything about you makes me happy or smile and you give off a happy vibe and your capability to be so careless about anything and that you laugh of bullshit you're given and you defend your friends. and your an amazing girlfriend thats why" he smiled and kissed my cheek. he is an actual sweetheart but he left the room to get a drink or something and i turned off speaker 

"thats why bitches" 

"i bet.. he um.."

"you bet what" i laugh 

"i bet he loves me more"

"he hates you and milly. we think you're witty bitches who always want drama and the only drama you focus on is me and dan being together which proves you're jealous of us. so i think you should re think what you're doing and get a life"

"oh whatever. dan will never actually love you though" she hung up and i just laughed my head off as that was the best prank call i have ever gotten.

so that was the best thing ever but i can't wait to see what stupid rumour they spread about me and dan or some shit like that.so yeah 

sage is out ^_^