I Watch One Of My Number 1 Fav Episode Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

https://youtu.be/OhPfPNVl0GM

Red: ♪Ohhh, 13 flies in a dead man's ball sack, 14 holes in a seagull's kayak, 15 spots on the Mask of Rorschach! Earlye in the morning.♪ Avast ye, mate-ster. Shiver me portside and Buckle-swash the poop deck.

Blue: You have no idea what you're talking about, do you?

Red: Nope.

Blue: How can you like being a pirate? Don't you get seasick all the time?

Red: Hogwash! (throws up) (Normal voice) That's just how I sneeze. (Pirate voice) Ahoy, wenches! Blast due southward!

Wenches: Aye-aye, Captain Red Rum!

Purple Wench: (approaching Blue with a drink) Piña colada, Lieutenant Blue Balls?

Lieutenant Blue Balls I Laugh

(Blue sighs and drinks it.)

Blue: (thinking) Piña coladas, whatever, what a girly drink, this is really good. (ends thinking)

Red: Arr, matey, once we find a ♪real live mermaid♪, we'll be rich and famous! And handsome!

Blue: Aaaand, how are we supposed to find one?

(Red shows a fishing pole with a worm on the hook)

Blue: Really?

Pink and company

Red: (casting the line into the water) Yarrr. And now we wait.

Red: (peering through binoculars) HARK! Up the Starbucks bow! (A ship full of women approaches. The captain is .)

Red: Hmm, 'tain't mermaids... (pirate voice) Avast ye, scurvy bitches!

Pink: Avast ye, fucknuts, you're in our waters, now give us your gold!

Red: You're in our waters, now show us all your boobs!

Pink: Nay, hand over your plunder!

Red: Nay, reveal your teats!

Pink: Fork up the doubloon!

Red: Let fly your melons!

Pink: Give us the loot!

Battle ship

Red: Gazongas!

Pink: Never!

Red: (to his wenches) Fire!

(Both ships exchange fire and Pink's ship sinks.)

Red: Hahahahaha! To Davy Jones' arse with ye!

Blue: Holy shit, dude! Did you just kill my girlfriend?!

Red: Pssh, no. 'Tain't official yet.

(Shows Blue's Facester page awaiting confirmation that Blue is in a relationship with Pink. He repeatedly refreshes the page.)

Blue: Any minute now. Any minute.

Blue's facester page

(Shows ship. Someone sings while line is being pulled.)

Red: Mermaid!

Blue: Mermaid?!

Raccoon: Sashimi!

(Lord Tourettes as the mermaid): Hahaha! Whoa! Why hello, young SEMEN!

Red: 'Tis an ugly mermaid.

(Lord Tourettes giggles.)

Raccoon: I would not eat-a the sushi.

(Lord Tourettes falls onto the deck and grows a pair of human legs. He laughs and Red & Blue scream.)

Blue: OH, MY GOD, HE'S GROWING A....!

Lord Tourettes: Oh, splendid! Now, I'm a real boy!

Red and Blue: SEA DEMON!

Red: Kill him!

(He shoots Lord Tourettes with a , then Raccoon throws his meat cleaver at him and finally Blue pulls a string for the anchor, which hits Lord Tourettes who falls into the water and gets chased by sharks.)

Lord Tourettes: (drowning)...FUCK!...(more drowning)

Blue: Well, we found the mermaid. Can we go home now?

Red: Nay! Because, now we're handsome!

Me Red You Are Handsome

Blue: What?!

Red: Wenches, more piña coladas! (Grabs Blue's piña colada and drinks it)

Blue: Hey, that's mine!

Red: ♪If you like piña--♪

Me While Crying I Feel So Stupid To Be In Love

Blue Sees Me

Blue Ashlie Are You Ok

Me While Crying No I'm Not Blue Stacy Called Me A Stupid Bitch

Blue WHAT

Me While Crying Still Blue Do You Think I'm A Stupid Bitch

Blue Of Course Not Ashlie

Me Thanks Blue

I See Pink Coming To See Blue

They Kiss

Me Hi My Name Is Ashlie You Must Be Pink Blue's Girlfriend Right Nice To Meet You

Pink Hi Ashlie Why Are You Crying

Blue Cause Stacy Called Her A Stupid Bitch

Pink WHAT Ashlie Stacy Really Called You That You Are Not A Stupid Bitch

Me Thanks But I Feel So Stupid To Be In Love

Blue & Pink Why

Me While Tears Are In My Eyes I Am In Love With Red But Stacy Will Make Fun Of Me

Pink Ashlie You Have A Crush On Red

Me Yes

Blue & Pink For The Song/Red Find Ashlie And Say He Loves Her Find Out Tomorrow

Thanks To Blue & Pink For Doing My End Card

Blue & Pink Your Welcome Ashlie 

Me Like They Said Find Out To See The Song/If Red Find Me And Say He Loves Me 

BYE

SIDENOTE THIS IS MY FAV EPISODE CAUSE THEY MENTIONED STARBUCKS 

I LOVE STARBUCKS HERE IS MY FAV DRINK FROM THERE

This Is The Vanilla Bean Crème Frappuccino