Blue: Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday from Blue- and you're drunk...Red: gasps creepily BLUE! Blue: How's the, uh, Birthday?Red: You're not even- szza with the Panda HatBlue: Oh yeah, cool....Red: Haha, hey Blue Grabs Blue (What) Blublublublu (What) Blue Listen Blue Listen (what, What!) Listen (WHAT!) LISTENRed: hehe, I love you, I wanna- Let's grow old together in every way.. Every WayBlue: K....Red: DANCE PARTY FO RED Falls in Glass YEAH, Hey Ladies!Blue: Ahh, Fack...Red: Hey baby, Knock Knock, who's there? Sex, Sex who? Sex with me, BOOM...Random Girl: Aww that's so romantic... Call me-Red: Whatever...Blue: Oh my god dude what happenedRed: I know right? What a pieeemmmp...Reality Red: Hey Bab-FlffapoopaflffaHahahahahahaKnockKnock smiles drunkRandom Girl: Breaks BottleBlue: Wow dude you're really drunk... I gotta get you home-Red: YEAH RIGHT, I'm fine... I've never puked fro- from throwing up...Blue: You mean Drinking?Red: gasps Drinking Drinking Drinking DrinkingBlue: RED!Random Girl: Uggg, Men are such Pigs...Raccoon: I can go all nighta Baby, Ima Nocturnal.. RrrrrRed: You don't know me- Is this real life? naww- My eyes are Puzzle Pieces...- Lets grow old together in every way... Except the gay way... Head falls in ToiletBlue: It's time to go dude, you're making out with that Toilet Pretty Hard...Red: You're Mom is making out with that lampos-YEAH- HEY- You keep her out of this.. Gets ready to vomitBlue: nooo.... Noooooo. NOOOOOSlow Motion Red: ITS MY TIMEBlue: ARE YOU KIDDING ME????Red: GAHHH realistic Time, thows up all over BlueBlue: That's what you sound like when you puke?!?!?!Red: I DONT KNOW BLEHHHH- YOU DONT KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN!!!Blue: I hate you...Red: laughing HystericallyBlue: I hate you so much.  

Me Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Me Holy Shit Am I In Dick Figures

Blue Red Who Is That

Red Holy Shit It's A Girl Insert Me

Me Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's Red & Blue

TO BE DONE SOON

THIS IS A FANMADE LOVE STORY OF ME X RED FROM DICK FIGURES