Me: what a nice day to go on my Windows 10 now let's go on YouTube also Idk why my Shut Down and Start Up sounds are Windows xp sounds

*a blue screen of death shows up*

Me: What?! A blue screen of death! oh no this can't be

Narrator: We interrupt your windows 10 session for a

*a Barney error shows up*

Me: what?! No! it can't be!

Barney: Barney Error

Me: Oh no! A Barney Error! I thought they only existed in Vyond

Narrator: well your wrong Barney errors are real, Anyways Barney was killed Zack, he placed a bomb in Barney's lair set to go off in 48 hours aka 2 days, inside the bomb are 30 chances, also do not turn off your computer, repeat do not turn off your computer, because if you do Barney will get mad and the timer Will be cut and if you waste all 30 chances you will not like it and also don't ask why your windows 10 sounds like a Windows xp i don't know and neither does Barney, now I'm off

*narrator leaves*

Barney: remember, I'm watching you

Me: well you know what? Screw You Barney! I can do whatever i want! I'm gonna turn it off weither you like it or not! *turns it off*

Barney: oh I saw you turned it off once, as a result, you lost a chance please don't do it again or the timer Will be cut

Me: *turns it off for the 2nd time*

Barney: you turned it off again a time reduction has been occurred it's now 44 hours, now please don't do it again

Me: *turns it off for the 3rd time*

Barney: okay I'm starting to get mad right now! Also the background is yellow, another time reduction has occurred and its now 40 hours, now please stop

Me: screw you barney *turns it off for the 4th time*

Barney: okay that's it if you turn it off again then I will be angry! also another time reduction has occurred and its set to 36 hours, now stop it

Me: well if turning off won't work I'll block the screen *puts a brick wall up* oh yeah it worked

Barney: *angry mode*

Angry Barney: *breaks the wall*

Me: w-what?! How?!

Angry Barney: How dare you block me!! You know I need to see you!! That counts as turning it off!! And I'm now in angry mode because of you!! Another time reduction has been occurred it's now 33 hours!! And the background is orange!! Now stop it!!

Me: *turns it off for the 6th time*

Angry Barney: You need to clean your ears!! Why are you still ignoring me!! Another time reduction has occurred and it's now 30 hours!! Stop turning it off now!!

Me: *turns it off for 7th time*

*as soon as the

Angry Barney: STOP THE FREAKING STARTUP! No more for the next 3 chances! LOOK AT ME I'M EXTREMELY PISSED OFF AT YOU!!! The timer is now 27 hours. Also you have 3 good chances left until my evil mode comes up. Don't let evil mode happen

Me: I'll just restart the computer instead of turning it off *restarts it but it failed*

Angry Barney: Restarting also counts as a turn off!! Another Time reduction has a occurred it's now 24 hours aka 1 day!! You have 2 good chances until evil mode!! Don't waste your 2 chances now!

Me: I'll just put the computer on stand by *puts it on stand by but it fails*

Angry Barney: Standing By counts as yet another turn off!! I'm Sorry, but rules are rules!! Another time reduction has a occurred and it's now 20 hours!! This is your last good chance before evil mode and the background will be red!! So dont let that happen

Me: *turns it off for the 10th time*

Angry Barney: That's it! You asked for it!!

Me: If something scary shows up I'll just scream like a

Evil Barney: *scare*

Me: ok that was scary

Evil Barney: HA I SCARED YOU!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TURNING IT OFF 10 TIMES!!! AND I'M NOW IN EVIL MODE AND THE BACKGROUND IS NOW RED!!! ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS OCCURED AND ITS NOW 17 HOURS!!! SO LEAVE IT ALONE NOW!!!

Me: take this barney! *punches barney*

Evil Barney: HOW DARE YOU PUNCH ME?! THAT ALSO COUNTS AS ANOTHER TURN OFF!! ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS OCCURED ITS NOW 14 HOURS!! PLEASE STOP!!

Me: well I'll just break the computer screen HIYA!! *breaks it by punching it but it got fixed*

Evil Barney: HOW DARE YOU BREAK THE COMPUTER SCREEN!! THAT COUNTS AS YET ANOTHER TURN OFF!!! ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS A OCCURED AND ITS NOW 10 HOURS!!! STOP IT NOW!!!

Me: I'll just change the chances to one million and the turn off count to 0 *changes it and applies it but it doesn't work*

Evil Barney: HEY!!! YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO CHANGE THE AMOUNT OF CHANCES AND TURN OFF COUNTS!!! NOT ONLY DOES THAT COUNT AS TURNING IT OFF BUT IT'S ALSO CHEATING!!! ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS OCCURED AND ITS NOW 8 HOURS!!!

Me: You are a stupid purple dinosaur!

Evil Barney: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!!

Me: I called you a stupid purple dinosaur!

Evil Barney: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A STUPID PURPLE DINOSAUR NOT ONLY DOES THAT COUNT AS YET ANOTHER TURN OFF BUT ITS ALSO NOT NICE AND ORIGINAL!!! ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS OCCURED AND ITS NOW 6 HOURS!!! IF YOU TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER ONE MORE TIME, THEN I WILL BE IN MY SCARY MODE AKA GIGA MODE AND THE BACKGROUND WILL BE GRAY!!! LAST CHANCE!!!

Me: *turns it off for the 15th time*

Evil Barney: OKAY!! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

Giga Barney: *scares*

Me: not again

Giga Barney: HA, SCARED YOU AGAIN!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TURNING OFF YOUR WINDOWS 10 15 TIMES, YOUR ON THE HALFWAY MARK! WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY WASTED HALF OF YOUR CHANCES, AND NOW IM IN MY SCARY MODE AKA GIGA MODE AND THE BACKGROUND IS NOW GRAY!!! NOW ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS A OCCURED ITS NOW 6 HOURS!!! STOP PLEASE!!!

Me: *turns it off for the 16th time*

Giga Barney: I HATE YOU, YOU HATE ME, WE'RE A BAD FAMILY, WITH A GREAT BIG PUNCH AND KICK FROM ME TO YOU, WON'T YOU SAY YOU HATE ME TOO!!! HOW, DARE, YOU!!! ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS OCCURED AND ITS NOW 4 HOURS LEAVE IT ON NOW!!!

Me: *turns it off for the 17th time*

Giga Barney: WHY!!! WHY!!! WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME!!! ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS OCCURED AND ITS NOW 2 HOURS!!!

Me: *turns it off for the 18th time*

Giga Barney: OKAY IM SO PISSED AT YOU!!! ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS A OCCURED ITS NOW 1 HOUR!!!

Me: *turns it off for the 19th time*

Giga Barney: OKAY THAT'S IT, IF YOU TURN IT OFF 1 MORE TIME I WILL BE IN REAL DINO MODE AND THE BACKGROUND WILL BE DARK GRAY!!! ALSO ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS OCCURED ITS NOW 55 MINUTES

Me: *turns it off for the 20th time*

Dino Barney: *scares*

Dino Barney: LOOK AT ME, YOUR IN MY WORLD NOW!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TURNING YOUR COMPUTER 20 TIMES!!! ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS OCCURRED ITS NOW 45 MINUTES!!!

Me: *turns it off for the 21st time*

Dino Barney: OKAY YOUR UPGRADING ME MORE AND MORE YOU STILL HAVE 9 CHANCES LEFT AND THE TIMER IS NOW 40 MINUTES!!!

Me: *turns it off for the 22nd time*

Dino Barney: WHY DO YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!!! I TOLD YOU 22 NOT TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND YOU KEEP DOING IT!!! ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS OCCURRED AND ITS NOW 30 MINUTES AKA A HALF AN HOUR!!! BUT ITS NOT TOO LATE TO TURN BACK NOW!!!

Me: *turns off the computer for the 23rd time*

Dino Barney: GUESS WHO TURNED IT OFF AGAIN?!! YOU!!! ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS OCCURED ITS NOW 15 MINUTES AKA A QUARTER OF A HOUR!!! IF I WERE YOU ID WAIT THE 15 MINUTES!! ALSO IF YOU TURN IT OFF 2 MORE TIMES THEN I WILL BE IN GODZILLA MODE

Me: I'll just unplug it *unplugs the computer* yes it worked *it came back one*

Dino Barney: UNPLUGGING THE COMPUTER ALSO COUNTS AS TURNING IT OFF!!! ANOTHER TIME REDUCTION HAS OCCURED ITS NOW 10 MINUTES!!! IF YOU JUST WAIT THE 10 MINUTES YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SESSION BACK!!! ALSO IF YOU TURN IT OFF 1 MORE TIME I WILL BE IN GODZILLA MODE AND THE BACKGROUND WILL BE BLACK

Me: *turns it off for the 25th time*

Godzilla Barney: *scare*

Godzilla Barney: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TURNING OFF THE COMPUTER 25 TIMES!!! IM NOW GODZILLA BARNEY AND THE BACK GROUND IS BLACK!!! IF YOU LOOK AT THE TIME ITS ONLY 5 MINUTES!!! IT'S NOT THAT LONG, I PROMISE!!!

Me: *turns it off for the 26th time*

Godzilla Barney; WHY WON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME?!!! NOW ITS JUST 1 FREAKING MINUTE!!!

Me: *turns it off for the 27th time*

Godzilla Barney: OKAY YOU ONLY HAVE 3 CHANCES LEFT UNTIL YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ENTER THE CODE SO DON'T LET THAT HAPPEN AND THE TIMER IS NOW 50 SECONDS!!!

Me: *turns it off for the 28th time*

Godzilla Barney: YOU ONLY HAVE 2 CHANCES LEFT AND THE TIMER IS NOW 40 SECONDS!!! IF YOU JUST WAIT THE REMAINING TIME YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WINDOWS 10 BACK BUT IF YOU TURN IT OFF 2 MORE TIMES THEN YOU HAVE TO ENTER THE CODE

Me: *turns it off for the 29th time*

Godzilla Barney: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!! IF YOU JUST WAIT THE 35 SECONDS!!! YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SESSION BACK BUT IF YOU TURN IT OFF OR DO ANYTHING THAT COUNTS AS A TURN OFF ONE LAST TIME THEN YOU HAVE TO ENTER THE CODE!!!

Me: THAT'S IT BARNEY I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR STUPID ERROR!!! IM GONNA TURN IT OFF ONE LAST TIME *turns it off for the last time*

Godzilla Barney: OKAY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! YOU'VE OFFICIALLY WASTED ALL 30 OF YOUR CHANCES!!! THE TIMER IS NOW DOWN TO 30 SECONDS!!! YOUR LUCKY I'M GIVING YOU AN EXTRA CHANCE!!! BUT YOU HAVE TO ENTER THE CODE WITHIN 30 SECONDS!!! IF YOU GET THE CODE RIGHT, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SESSION BACK AS IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENED!!! BUT IF YOU GET THE CODE WRONG, THEN YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SESSION PERMANENTLY!!! USE THE NUMBERS ON YOUR KEYBOARD TO TYPE THE CODE AND THEN PRESS ENTER WHEN YOUR DONE!!! GOOD LUCK!!!

Me: oh man this code is so easy i'll just type it in *types the code 4 8 15 16 23 42 and presses enter*

*checking the code and it was right and barney was back to normal*

Me: oh my god. I got it right

Barney: Congratulations you entered the right code and you can have your session back. I'm sorry for the error showing up it won't happen again. Goodbye

*then it was back to normal*

Me: phew hopefully that won't happen again

The End